Favorite Balloon phrase?

[Squeeze Cey]

I love when someone says the following:
* Ready ... I'm gonna bust it.
* Hang on I wanna bust it.
* Here, let me make it bigger.
* I think she's gonna go after this one.
* Let's see how tight I can make it.
Turns me on even more when it's playfully done by a non looner.

[AJK64]

One of my recent fwb's has started teasing me with the balloons. He will take the balloon I'm holding off me and say "I'm going to crush your pretty balloon" or "you've been playing with this balloon too long, I'm going to break it".

I didn't know I had a slight sub side haha, but it really turns me on.

[BlowPlayPop]

One of my recent fwv's has started teasing me with the balloons. He will take the balloon I'm holding off me and say "I'm going to crush your pretty balloon" or "you've been playing with this balloon too long, I'm going to break it".

I didn't know I had a slight sub side haha, but it really turns me on.

The phrase 'breaking' balloons rather than bursting, popping etc. Has always been a massive turn on to me. Possibly has something to do with the idea that the balloon is going to be destroyed forever, which appeals to my destructive side, and feels a bit naughty.

Probably more so because it takes me back to a school friends birthday party at her house which I went to when I was about 8 or 9. It may have been a significant part of the formation of my fetish and I can remember vividly like it was yesterday. Towards the end of the party, her parents brought in about 10 balloons and gave them to the kids to play with. They were different colours, about 10 - 12", slightly overinflated (with necks starting to form) and had flowers printed on them. I remember thinking they looked amazing. Everyone was tossing them around and having fun with them. I overheard a girl warning the mum that the balloons might pop if they hit the lights, to which she laughed told her it was fine, because the kids would be 'breaking' them soon anyway. After a few minutes the parents announced we would be playing a game with the balloons. Everyone who didn't have a balloon had to sit down. The kids with balloons had to try to 'break' them. The last one with an unbroken balloon won. I had never heard popping balloons refered to as 'breaking' them before (and rarely since now I think about it). I remember thinking that the game seemed a bit easy; you just had to do nothing with your balloon to win. Most of the people with balloons seemed much more enthusiastic about 'breaking' them though! Eventually the game was 'won' by 2 girls who were clearly uncomfortable bursting their balloons and kept trying to jump on them but (probably deliberately) missing. I didn't have a balloon and wasn't exactly phobic at the time, but wasn't too keen on balloons bursting so I put my fingers in my ears. A girl told me not to do that, because 'it was fun to hear them go bang'. I was always discouraged from bursting balloons at home, so I think that the idea it could be fun had a big impact on me.

[WindyBalloon]

"Let's bust those fucking balloon bastards!"
"Let's see how big this bastard's gonna get."
"I'm gonna fucking bust this fucking tight bastard."
"Look at the fucking size of that bastard!"
"I'll kill em!"

[Alan]

“She’s going to burst”
“She’s so beautiful, he’ll be heartbroken if she bursts”
”she’s squeaking and crying because my feet are so hot and sweaty”
I heard while growing up.
And, “She’s pouting from being used as a footrest”
her pouting is so irritating I want to pinch her with my toes and burst her”.

[Dilas]

Can I help you? (To tie or make b2p) Wow, it's so big that even I'm a little scared..
Are you okay? (after bursting)
I'll be careful... but that's not for sure .
I'm tired, can we relieve some stress?
Apparently the balloon was faulty.
(And the most universal) oops...

[phenix]

Я могу вам помочь? (Завяжите или надуйте шарик до конца)
Ух ты , он такой большой, что даже мне немного страшно.
Ты в порядке? (разрываясь)
Я буду осторожен... Но это не точно.
Я устал, почему бы нам немного не снять стресс?
Теперь твоя очередь.
Судя по всему, он был неисправен
(и чаще всего), упс....

And now keep blowing you... Let's go, finish it! 😈
Come on, turn it into the bunch of little wet pieces!
I think it can hold out a little longer 😉

[PurpleLooner]

Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

From me:

It can get MUCH bigger!

(When somebody asks/begs me to stop blowing more into a balloon).


From others:

Until it pops!

(to my question: 'How big are you going to blow that balloon?')

Keep blowing! (as if I needed any encouragement )


There are others, but the above are some of my favorites


Sincerely
Susie

Hi susie, hope u got my pm 😀

[balloonbuster]

I am standing with a big and hard blown balloon in my hand. Another guy nearby:
- This balloon will be burst off. (... and throws the cigarette on the balloon.)
or
- What a big balloon! What a loudly going to burst?! (...and he tries it.)
or
- It would be nice to blast it . (or) I wish I could blast it. (...and I give him pleasure let him to burst it.)
or
- Am I allowed to burst it off? Shall I burst it off? (Let's do)
There was some similar situation.

[Punchballer]

Makes me horny to hear "It's gonna burst"
"You're going to burst it" " Put a little more air into it"

[Loonerdude1234]

Bounce on, pop, straddle, bust, ride, bust it with my butt, sit-pop, cig pop, burn it with my smoke, grind on it, pop or bust it with my ass or booty.

[DIABOLOD]

Not so big now, are you!
*looking deviously at shreds

[BlowPlayPop]

Recently I've started referring to popping balloons as 'letting them off', sort of as you would a firework. As in:

That was fun I'm gonna let another one off!
Cover your ears, I'm gonna let these off!
I'm going to blow this balloon up really big and let it off!

Not sure why I started doing this, but I like it.