Re: Hello and welcome!
Ullo
I'm Graham a (ahem) middle aged gent from the south east of the UK. West of London East of Oxford and south of Milton Keynes... Just A little to the right of.... Oh well you can work out the rest with GPS.
Like many I was absolutely petrified of balloons as a child even to the extent I couldn't say the word. My family -totally unsympathetic. Weirdly I'm still no fan of inflatables, but in my teens decided I HAD to face my fear of balloons so blew one up one day and it changed my relationship with them. Now... The bigger they are the better, apparently it's good for the lungs too check out livestrong and lung exercises!
The downside was I had to avoid parties where women were blowing them up... Just waaaay too erotic for me! Also when my kids were young I found blowing them up (the balloons silly NOT the kids! Ye gods) was embarrassing as I'd conditioned myself to that being a private activity. The things we do to ourselves huh...
The great thing about the internet is knowing there's others like you, I really thought I was strange to be turned on by balloons especially given I was so scared of them.
It's also good to bust some myths and to me the MOST important is no we are NOT paedos and NOT sick or odd, just joyfully weird.Just wish I could get the wife to see it my way.
G
Ullo
I'm Graham a (ahem) middle aged gent from the south east of the UK. West of London East of Oxford and south of Milton Keynes... Just A little to the right of.... Oh well you can work out the rest with GPS.
Like many I was absolutely petrified of balloons as a child even to the extent I couldn't say the word. My family -totally unsympathetic. Weirdly I'm still no fan of inflatables, but in my teens decided I HAD to face my fear of balloons so blew one up one day and it changed my relationship with them. Now... The bigger they are the better, apparently it's good for the lungs too check out livestrong and lung exercises!
The downside was I had to avoid parties where women were blowing them up... Just waaaay too erotic for me! Also when my kids were young I found blowing them up (the balloons silly NOT the kids! Ye gods) was embarrassing as I'd conditioned myself to that being a private activity. The things we do to ourselves huh...
The great thing about the internet is knowing there's others like you, I really thought I was strange to be turned on by balloons especially given I was so scared of them.
It's also good to bust some myths and to me the MOST important is no we are NOT paedos and NOT sick or odd, just joyfully weird.Just wish I could get the wife to see it my way.
G
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