So I just did something fun and kinda naughty, but I want to share...
I shut the door to my office so no one could hear me and I called John at work and got his voicemail (as expected).
I said, "you are limp and I want you hard. Let's fix that."
I grabbed a green 11" balloon with my company logo printed on it from my desk drawer and started to blow. I methodically and wordlessly put in breath after breath until the balloon felt firm in my hands.
"Good, now you are standing at attention! But you're not quite hard enough for me. I want to see how big you'll get!l.
And then I kept blowing, maybe another six breaths or so until finally the overinflated balloon burst with a sharp crack, echoing off my office walls. And then I hung up the phone. What do you think? Will he like that? Would you?
I shut the door to my office so no one could hear me and I called John at work and got his voicemail (as expected).
I said, "you are limp and I want you hard. Let's fix that."
I grabbed a green 11" balloon with my company logo printed on it from my desk drawer and started to blow. I methodically and wordlessly put in breath after breath until the balloon felt firm in my hands.
"Good, now you are standing at attention! But you're not quite hard enough for me. I want to see how big you'll get!l.
And then I kept blowing, maybe another six breaths or so until finally the overinflated balloon burst with a sharp crack, echoing off my office walls. And then I hung up the phone. What do you think? Will he like that? Would you?
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