Story off how parcel force nearly got caught

[Dude1234]

So last week I ordered some frozen balloons on Amazon the expected delivery was later on this week yesterday my orbz loon early arrived my sister took it to me nothing happens she took no notice but today was when it gets interesting so I just got down hiding my orbz loon would really recommend by the way and undoing the half knot on my frozen latex loon I notice a storm on those days I get bad luck my dad says I think that storm is for you as I have to go to college today for the afternoon so I start getting ready brushing my teeth looking out the window I notice a lorry and my dad stood out there it was parcel force I was thinking maybe they were delivering early I hoped not but they were i come down stairs my dad says I don't know what the hell you have been ordering I said oh it must be playstation gift cards when I open it it was the frozen loons I now only hope no one go s in my wardrobe to find the frozen orbz loon in there so parcel force I appreciate the early delivery but don't do it again. Any body else had close calls recently?

[Danishlooner]

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Jesus. Please use some"...." when you write

[BusterBill]

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I have never understood why anyone would be embarrassed to get balloons or inflatables in the post. There is nothing inherently sexual or incriminating about these innocent toys. For heavens sake it's not as if you received a box full of pornigraphy or a packet of someone's used underwear. For chrissakes people, get over your misplaced guilt and just chill out and enjoy your harmless fetish.

[Dude1234]

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It dosent help that there girly one's. It may well be harmless but it dosent make it less embarrassing I see where you are coming but some people can't get over the miss placed guilt because society tells us balloons are for kids and dudes who like balloons are weird. As much as I can ignore that and think positively about it. It still effects me mentally and it isn't good for my mental health.

[BYGavia]

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I have never understood why anyone would be embarrassed to get balloons or inflatables in the post. There is nothing inherently sexual or incriminating about these innocent toys. For heavens sake it's not as if you received a box full of pornigraphy or a packet of someone's used underwear. For chrissakes people, get over your misplaced guilt and just chill out and enjoy your harmless fetish.

Personally, I’d be concerned about a conversation being raised that I’d be neither prepared nor willing to have with a parental unit about sexual topics, and that’s if I were to be 100% honest with them. Especially when a parent says things like

I don’t know what the hell you have been ordering

[Dude1234]

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My excuses work normally and nothing else is said about it. Strictly no one is allowed in my bed draw for obvious reasons though although my orbz loon that won't deflate quickly in the wardrobe could get me caught especially since with air they can last for over a month. Have you ever had to come with an excuse blueyoshi?

[BYGavia]

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Have you ever had to come with an excuse blueyoshi?

My first big balloon order was a bag of standard blue Q24s that I kept out in the open...I remember saying something like it was something cool I saw on YouTube. To be fair, it was true.

After that, I kept my orders and the balloons under wraps. My parents were almost certainly aware of what I was doing, but I never talked about it and they didn’t ask questions. I was very lucky.

[Dude1234]

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Cool I would love to leave loons out but I don't have my own room

[craggy2012]

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Good old “Parcel Farce”

[JOhara]

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I know how you feel.

I am into girly, sweet lovable prints too. So I have yet to order balloons online for fear the packaging may have something on it or worse, someone is home and opens it.

[Dude1234]

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Craggy2012 for a second I thought you were pointing out a spelling mistake lol��. Johara if the loons you want them to order are fulfilled by amazon you can get it delivered to certain locations and pick them up there I however can not find any frozen loons fuffiled by amazon. The thing is though the package won't tell you what's inside it and only the seller on occasion so go ahead and order some you can guess my recommendation lol. I get what you mean though I'm now contacting the seller of my last pack to be delivered to get to the bottom of why the tracking code won't work really want to see where my sexy frozen loons are I'm hooked on them now and after the reason I started this thread I want to know so i can get to them before other's

[Tuftex_heart37]

So last week I ordered some frozen balloons on Amazon the expected delivery was later on this week yesterday my orbz loon early arrived my sister took it to me nothing happens she took no notice but today was when it gets interesting so I just got down hiding my orbz loon would really recommend by the way and undoing the half knot on my frozen latex loon I notice a storm on those days I get bad luck my dad says I think that storm is for you as I have to go to college today for the afternoon so I start getting ready brushing my teeth looking out the window I notice a lorry and my dad stood out there it was parcel force I was thinking maybe they were delivering early I hoped not but they were i come down stairs my dad says I don't know what the hell you have been ordering I said oh it must be playstation gift cards when I open it it was the frozen loons I now only hope no one go s in my wardrobe to find the frozen orbz loon in there so parcel force I appreciate the early delivery but don't do it again. Any body else had close calls recently?

A few Close calls over the years, but it still pisses me off to no end how unprofessional some delivery drivers can be, if the ''shop/place'' doesn't have discreet packaging by default, the entire warehouse and the driver knows what you are getting since they have to pack it in their own markings and bags, I've gotten ''the look'' what's with the large ass order of balloons ( they think and it reads on their faces ) NONE OF YOUR F*** BUISNESS how about some professional behaviour..... Not to mention nosy parents. That's why always ask for a discreet box when available - the stores/shop clerk might be bewildered but it doesn't hurt to ask.

[lucid]

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I have never understood why anyone would be embarrassed to get balloons or inflatables in the post. There is nothing inherently sexual or incriminating about these innocent toys. For heavens sake it's not as if you received a box full of pornigraphy or a packet of someone's used underwear. For chrissakes people, get over your misplaced guilt and just chill out and enjoy your harmless fetish.

I understand what you're saying here. I feel the same way but it took many years to not be self conscious or over-analytical about this issue. About the only time I get embarrassed now is if my gf whips out a huge balloon in public and starts blowing it up and playing with it. And even then, it's sexually charged embarrassment.

people get turned on by all kinds of crazy things. Ive wondered if people with leather jacket fetishes get all paranoid whenever they order or go in to buy a leather jacket. Do they think the clerk is going to take one look at them and say "I'll bet you're going to go home, put this leather jacket on, and whhhack off in it" lol. Or is it just looners with this kind of hangup?

[Felicity Fuxs]

Fascinating stories boys, now I might order you a bouquet of helium filled balloons with your name on from the local balloon store

[WindyBalloon]

You need to stop making such big deals about these things. It may make you look for suspicious, but there isn't a need to be nervous or whatever.
Time will help you learn this, and then you will be happier and more chill with it.