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Old 20-06-2022, 06:02 AM
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For about a decade my "sexual" world consisted of stealing balloons from public displays, finding a quiet place, and fucking them in my car.

I'd scope the places I knew had helium balloons on their signs and had scissors in my car so I could steal them.

This was the only outlet for sex I had and I did it a lot. Too much probably.

So two days ago (friday) about a block away was a garage sale sign with a heart mylar balloon on it. I'm a looner. If you inflate it, I notice it.

So it's Sunday and I walked down and took the balloon from the sign and have it stashed away from my son. It was easy and stupid and I am so happy. Totally reminds me of my decade of snipping strings and hurrying a 17" to the car. Just to pop it...Eventually.

I hope someone can relate.
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Old 20-06-2022, 10:41 AM
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Never did this, but always thought back the idea of it. When I was very young I battled many inner demons, taking, or some would say stealing balloons being one of them, I hated my self over my "thing" for balloons too much to ever do it.
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Old 20-06-2022, 02:03 PM
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This reminds me of when I used to sneak into the gyms equipment closet and hump the exercise balls lol
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Old 20-06-2022, 08:21 PM
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Well, they say confession is good for the soul. Obviously, I can't condone stealing anything... but if you are going to steal something, an object that is not going to last very long in any case is probably as acceptable as anything.

Do you mind my asking: Did the actual act of STEALING make the whole thing better for you? More exciting? Or was it just a question of opportunity?

Let's put it another way. Years-ago you is driving along and you see a nice dozen helium balloons announcing a fire station charity dinner at the local hall. At the next intersection I'm standing with a nice dozen helium balloons, and say to you through your open window: "Hey, do you want these? I don't need them." For some metaphysical reason you can't have both. Do you take the ones that are right there for the asking, or is it more of a thing for you to go steal the other ones?
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Old 20-06-2022, 08:51 PM
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I say stealing but it was the middle of the night and I know for a fact the balloons were popped and replaced the next day. When I took them fro. Car lots it was always Sunday night. They only had balloons Friday to Sunday. So I didn't take them from where they were being used or private residents. I just preemptively took them away. But I never we did get permission, so I suppose it was technically stealing
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Old 20-06-2022, 08:52 PM
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And the stealing was never part of the thrill. Getting big helium balloons was though
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Old 20-06-2022, 09:31 PM
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I never thought of it as stealing they were left there and would eventually pop anyways! They obviously donít need nor want them I like to find them and take them to pop them too if need be I do ask for them but if they arenít in someoneís yard and out and about.
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I remember in my mid teens at my first job we used to carry packs of 6 balloons from an off brand company that were advertised as jumbo size. They were 14” in mixed colors.

I would sometimes take a pack of balloons and discreetely hide them in my pocket. Then I would go in the stock room when no one was around and open the bag and put my favorites in my pocket (usually pink, blue, purple) and discard the rest in a large compactor where they would never be found. Then the balloons in my pocket would be there and no alarms for stolen product would go off. I just had to make sure I took them out of my pocket when i got home. I never got caught, and I know now that was not the proper thing. But it was how I got some of my first latex balloons to *enjoy* while in my teen years. I remember vividly playing with them in my bedroom when home alone and climaxing by straddling them.
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Old 21-06-2022, 04:22 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myUdTJOuGNU

Tbh, I also thought about stealing a balloon at one point from where I work, but then I got worried I'd get fired for shoplifting, even if it was only one balloon. So I put it back.

I can see the thrill in it though, but tbh a random lady with a huge bouquet of helium balloons asking if I want them instead does more for me.
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Old 21-06-2022, 05:12 AM
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Johara, awesome.
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