From illegal activity to pure comedy

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  • Kajapo
    Junior Member
    • Oct 2021
    • 29

    From illegal activity to pure comedy

    Aww man, it's really hard for us looners to fulfill our looner needs! Something just happened and I still couldn't believe it!

    After long weeks of consideration, I decided to look for an escort/hooker to fulfill my balloon fantasies. I do not want to have sex with them, but just wanted to see them blow balloons and pop them naked, that's it. I mustered all that courage to went to my city's red light district for that.

    I met the pimp at some dark back alley. The pimp later lead me to 3 cars with black tinted mirrors. He opened the door and the girls were all in there, just like those illegal activities you've seen on TV shows. I was quite nervous as it feels sketchy.

    The whole atmosphere changed from tensed up, illegal activity to comedy when I asked the pimp if any of the girls are willing to blow balloons and pop them. I've even show some of the balloon videos to the escorts and the pimp. Turned out they laughed hysterically as if I'm some clown 🤡. The escorts laughed when they saw the looner videos and all of them couldn't help me in this matter as they're afraid of balloons and the fetish was too bizzare to them. The pimp even have to twist some words, telling the girls that it's a condom instead of a balloon (to reduce the awkwardness and "easier to explain I guess?). The whole situation was too awkward to bear with! Geez!
  • LondonLarry
    Could be a chat bot
    • Jul 2019
    • 512

    #2
    Re: From illegal activity to pure comedy

    Forget the pimp, try solo girls instead. Newspaper ads or cards in windows/phone boxes, call up explain what you want. I'm sure you will get lucky, please don't let one bad experience put you off. Try again, once you find a girl who you are happy with, make it a regular thing!

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    • Dust of the Saturn
      Stretched like space-time
      • Feb 2018
      • 299

      #3
      Re: From illegal activity to pure comedy

      This is why any underground or niche fetish should be discussed in a one on one setting, and never in a group.

      people tend to reject anything that looks weird in order to "fit in" and avoid judgement from the group. Even if they're outright escorts and sex workers.

      In a group, the unconscious always has the upper hand.
      And I ask myself, why? and all I hear is the cold, dead silence of the cosmos.

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      • Scooter
        Senior Member
        • May 2022
        • 246

        #4
        Re: From illegal activity to pure comedy

        Yeah, nowadays thanks to the ~magic~ of the internet, your best bet is actually making an account on a fetish site or something, and trying to find someone who will do that for you through that network.

        Never done it myself, but I've seen posts from others regarding this topic, so you should be able to find specific sites that will work for you.

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