Telling Balloons about their fate

[UK-looner]

Does anyone ever tell their Balloons about the nasty things that will soon be happening to them? I often talk nasty to my balloons as I abuse them, and also like to select some of the balloons to watch what I do to their friends. Hope that's not too cruel!

Be interested to hear what other poppers do.

[Merciless indian Babe]

Re: Telling Balloons about their fate

Sort of .. My husband love balloons i love to kill them, i usually tell my husband what i am going to do with them and then all balloons are dead...

[Loonpunter]

Re: Telling Balloons about their fate

This may sound Kinky, but I have made bunches of balloons sit on my lap and watch 'balloon-snuff' videos. I tell the balloons that I will soon be doing the same to them. Then, at the end of the video I start dealing with them without mercy.

[LondonLarry]

Re: Telling Balloons about their fate

If the accent is palatable then yes it can be quite a turn on to hear a woman telling you what they are going to do with balloons. In my college years I had a girlfriend from Birmingham; trust me' that was dreadful for exciting talk. I couldn't have a Scouser do that either or a Scottish lass. A posh home counties accent is OK though. Yorkshire (all of it) is also a swerve from me.