Sex of any kind without pillow talk is just boring! I kind of have this fantasy where a woman will watch me have a little non-popper fun for a while, then come in and teasingly burst all my balloons.
“Uh oh... that’s a sharp little pin there...”
“Maybe just a FEW more puffs...”
“Mmm... nice and tight! It’s just about fit to bursting!”
(Particularly after a squeeze pop) “Aw, I guess I loved it to bits!”
“I think you’ve got too many, you could afford to lose a few dozen!”
“Aw, you’re really enjoying those balloons of yours! That’s so cute! It’d be a real shame if someone were to... I dunno, spoil your fun let’s say?
“Get your hands away from your ears and stop crying you big crybaby, it’s almost over!”
“Don’t worry, I PROMISE I’ll stop blowing before it pops!”
“You’re really gonna get so upset over balloons? What are you, 5? Grow up, be a big boy, and help me pop these things!“
“I mean, we COULD just untie them and let all the air out, but I think bursting them is much faster and more fun!”
“I think this room could be a bit more spacious if you got rid of all these stupid toys! Here, let me help you!”
“Say bye bye balloons!”
... Y’know reading these back it’s occurring to me a MAY have a dom thing going too.
Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?
