Hi all
I’m gonna keep this short and to the point.
I want to order some balloons from balloons united but I have some worries.
1. I live at home with parents and two dogs so I can’t get balloons that explode too loud(they know don’t worry) but I like a balloon that I can stick between my legs and ride naked without it being too soft.
2. I’ve never “used” a balloon other than a pack of 10 Tesco’s polka dot balloons so idk what brand suits me or even size. I don’t mind balloons popping but I expect a good few fucks first.
3. I live in the Uk so is shipping gonna be an issue?
4. I’m a university student so is ordering gonna be in my budget
5. Are their balloons easy to hide? I have a mate who comes round regular. He knows I have a fetish but I feel embarrassed if he sees a balloon with my love juices on them and I don’t use balloon clips, once it’s up it stays up until I pop it.
6. It has to be a balloon that can be inflated by mouth and can take a pounding. I weigh like 13 stone and sometime i loose all control and go a bit nuts which ends up in a popped balloon and wet patch on the floor.
7. Is it better to buy in bulk or singular?
8. How long does the shipping take and do the balloons last long without any defects.
I literally want to go full Quagmire on a big balloon and do everything to it under the sun but I gotta consider the above first. Anybody care to advise?
I’m gonna keep this short and to the point.
I want to order some balloons from balloons united but I have some worries.
1. I live at home with parents and two dogs so I can’t get balloons that explode too loud(they know don’t worry) but I like a balloon that I can stick between my legs and ride naked without it being too soft.
2. I’ve never “used” a balloon other than a pack of 10 Tesco’s polka dot balloons so idk what brand suits me or even size. I don’t mind balloons popping but I expect a good few fucks first.
3. I live in the Uk so is shipping gonna be an issue?
4. I’m a university student so is ordering gonna be in my budget
5. Are their balloons easy to hide? I have a mate who comes round regular. He knows I have a fetish but I feel embarrassed if he sees a balloon with my love juices on them and I don’t use balloon clips, once it’s up it stays up until I pop it.
6. It has to be a balloon that can be inflated by mouth and can take a pounding. I weigh like 13 stone and sometime i loose all control and go a bit nuts which ends up in a popped balloon and wet patch on the floor.
7. Is it better to buy in bulk or singular?
8. How long does the shipping take and do the balloons last long without any defects.
I literally want to go full Quagmire on a big balloon and do everything to it under the sun but I gotta consider the above first. Anybody care to advise?
Comment