More or less the same as a PM that I sent to somebody here a while ago:
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Full-weight sitting, right now, on a really cool GLOVE, of all things, now at about 19 inches inflated length (arm to palm area VERTICALLY oriented), and now definitely tighter than what a Q24 can possibly withstand. And I am now sitting and bouncing upon the wonderment of its inflated LENGTH, not width, with its fingers all under my butt, bouncing my full nude weight pf 175 very aggressively! Yes, the length is oriented vertically. It's bottoming out at about 15 inches tall, or 14, at the bottom of the bounces. Bouncing almost like on those old mechanical bulls at Gilley's or something, and it's not popping yet. Feels almost as tight as a football on the bounce-down cycle. Might leave a nasty welt if it DOES pop before I do, which I CERTAINLY will with THIS discovery.
This glove's super-long cuff runs two-thirds up the forearm, uninflated. I'll have to run this by heaviest, because inflated to 16 or 18, and with his extreme weight, I think ONE glove may even support him without popping. (In the customary "length" horizontal orientation, that is...I'm not really sure the "arm-and-hand-vertically" orientation would take him, but maybe. Two would.) These are crazy! These must be at least 10mil latex. Ten pairs weigh a few pounds! A loonerfriend did a poptest and compressor-popped one, and it got more than five feet long before BOOOOOOM! (These were my OLD ones, which may have been compromised from possible poor shelf life.) These new ones are MUCH stronger and I think thicker. Certainly two inflated to that 16 or 18 inch size, lain side-by-side (one for each side of his huge body), will hold his full 600+ pounds.
I ordered these after somebody HERE in some other thread posted a picture of the same glove, inflated to the entire length of a sofa!!!
I just moistened it and now I'm making it SCREAM with my wet hands and full bouncing weight! I'm sure I'll kumm (variant spelling) maybe even twice, which is unknown to me in such close sequence in recent years. [INSERT "PRIVATE MESSAGE PAUSE," WHICH BE-CAME ABOUT 20 MINUTES OF PAUSE]
This most-perfect-of-all-ACTUAL-*BALLOONS*-I've-ever-found, can show up on eBay where I found them, or surely on Amazon. This WAS an AMAZING ride!
I just kaym (variant spelling) during that pause, twice, riding on what I believe to be THE STRONGEST LATEX BALLOON that can actually be mouth-inflated. I remind you - IT'S A FRIGGIN' **GLOVE**!!!! Yeah, I mean gloves are usually notorious for preemiepops, right?, and usually not possible to fully ride "tight" without popping. Who knew? If you can score (from North Safety Products, Part # NRC1815/0/9 "clean-room chemical resistant gloves, natural rubber latex" - go for the largest, of course)...just do it! If you inflate them to the size of a 16-inch punchball, say, these things are UNPOPPABLE!! I just gave this thing some of the hardest and most aggressive rides that I've ever given a balloon and it didn't pop (inflated to said size and larger), riding it with my full weight almost like the mechanical bull at Gilley's in the 1970s-1980s. You have to watch the shelf life on them, though. Maybe only somewhat longer than the reputation of Tuftex.
(I had some of these eight or nine years ago, and even initially they weren't THIS strong, which could mean a new formula, or maybe I got these REALLY fresh compared to last time. Those old ones will now pop even at about 20-30% inflation and no weight upon, and there's a hint of a brittle feel. I also think these are thicker!)
My EXTREME down-bouncing just a while ago certainly produced at least 300 pounds of VERY SUDDEN down-weight on the one glove, with near-zero pounds to 300+ in a split second, a few hundred times. That was a crazy orgasm, the first. As I said, I even think that ONE glove might withstand major weight. I just gottum today, and within minutes of opening up my first email tonight, the BlowToPop notification had a post in it that sent me here tonight.
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This is really the "unpoppable latex balloon" I've been seeking for decades.
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Full-weight sitting, right now, on a really cool GLOVE, of all things, now at about 19 inches inflated length (arm to palm area VERTICALLY oriented), and now definitely tighter than what a Q24 can possibly withstand. And I am now sitting and bouncing upon the wonderment of its inflated LENGTH, not width, with its fingers all under my butt, bouncing my full nude weight pf 175 very aggressively! Yes, the length is oriented vertically. It's bottoming out at about 15 inches tall, or 14, at the bottom of the bounces. Bouncing almost like on those old mechanical bulls at Gilley's or something, and it's not popping yet. Feels almost as tight as a football on the bounce-down cycle. Might leave a nasty welt if it DOES pop before I do, which I CERTAINLY will with THIS discovery.
This glove's super-long cuff runs two-thirds up the forearm, uninflated. I'll have to run this by heaviest, because inflated to 16 or 18, and with his extreme weight, I think ONE glove may even support him without popping. (In the customary "length" horizontal orientation, that is...I'm not really sure the "arm-and-hand-vertically" orientation would take him, but maybe. Two would.) These are crazy! These must be at least 10mil latex. Ten pairs weigh a few pounds! A loonerfriend did a poptest and compressor-popped one, and it got more than five feet long before BOOOOOOM! (These were my OLD ones, which may have been compromised from possible poor shelf life.) These new ones are MUCH stronger and I think thicker. Certainly two inflated to that 16 or 18 inch size, lain side-by-side (one for each side of his huge body), will hold his full 600+ pounds.
I ordered these after somebody HERE in some other thread posted a picture of the same glove, inflated to the entire length of a sofa!!!
I just moistened it and now I'm making it SCREAM with my wet hands and full bouncing weight! I'm sure I'll kumm (variant spelling) maybe even twice, which is unknown to me in such close sequence in recent years. [INSERT "PRIVATE MESSAGE PAUSE," WHICH BE-CAME ABOUT 20 MINUTES OF PAUSE]
This most-perfect-of-all-ACTUAL-*BALLOONS*-I've-ever-found, can show up on eBay where I found them, or surely on Amazon. This WAS an AMAZING ride!
I just kaym (variant spelling) during that pause, twice, riding on what I believe to be THE STRONGEST LATEX BALLOON that can actually be mouth-inflated. I remind you - IT'S A FRIGGIN' **GLOVE**!!!! Yeah, I mean gloves are usually notorious for preemiepops, right?, and usually not possible to fully ride "tight" without popping. Who knew? If you can score (from North Safety Products, Part # NRC1815/0/9 "clean-room chemical resistant gloves, natural rubber latex" - go for the largest, of course)...just do it! If you inflate them to the size of a 16-inch punchball, say, these things are UNPOPPABLE!! I just gave this thing some of the hardest and most aggressive rides that I've ever given a balloon and it didn't pop (inflated to said size and larger), riding it with my full weight almost like the mechanical bull at Gilley's in the 1970s-1980s. You have to watch the shelf life on them, though. Maybe only somewhat longer than the reputation of Tuftex.
(I had some of these eight or nine years ago, and even initially they weren't THIS strong, which could mean a new formula, or maybe I got these REALLY fresh compared to last time. Those old ones will now pop even at about 20-30% inflation and no weight upon, and there's a hint of a brittle feel. I also think these are thicker!)
My EXTREME down-bouncing just a while ago certainly produced at least 300 pounds of VERY SUDDEN down-weight on the one glove, with near-zero pounds to 300+ in a split second, a few hundred times. That was a crazy orgasm, the first. As I said, I even think that ONE glove might withstand major weight. I just gottum today, and within minutes of opening up my first email tonight, the BlowToPop notification had a post in it that sent me here tonight.
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This is really the "unpoppable latex balloon" I've been seeking for decades.
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