Re: Air mattress
Hottest sight of the evening, New Girl and Gym Girl side-by-side on an 18-pocket air mattress on a chaise lounge. Four really fat legs all in a row. That's 1300 pounds on a chaise lounge rated for 300 pounds. Coincidentally neither of them was centered over the middle of the lounge, which probably would have collapsed it. They were each sitting over the V-shaped part of the legs, the optimal place for them to be. Even so, the thing bent like crazy every time they moved even a little bit. They sat with their feet all to one side.
Spry Girl sat on the end of a chaise lounge, on an 18-pocket lounge, feet off the feet end. Her butt is wider than the float and the chair, and her legs are wider than her butt. The air mattress just kinda disappeared under her. Squashed. And even on the end, over the legs, optimal place for her to be, she still bent the hell out of the chair. If she sits there again I'm going to sit behind her, or ask Gym Girl to sit there.
Earlier today she sat in the center of the chaise lounge, precisely the worst spot for her to be. It was lovely. Bent it like a banana.
No 18-pocket lounges were popped tonight. Not even a broken baffle.
Hottest sight of the evening, New Girl and Gym Girl side-by-side on an 18-pocket air mattress on a chaise lounge. Four really fat legs all in a row. That's 1300 pounds on a chaise lounge rated for 300 pounds. Coincidentally neither of them was centered over the middle of the lounge, which probably would have collapsed it. They were each sitting over the V-shaped part of the legs, the optimal place for them to be. Even so, the thing bent like crazy every time they moved even a little bit. They sat with their feet all to one side.
Spry Girl sat on the end of a chaise lounge, on an 18-pocket lounge, feet off the feet end. Her butt is wider than the float and the chair, and her legs are wider than her butt. The air mattress just kinda disappeared under her. Squashed. And even on the end, over the legs, optimal place for her to be, she still bent the hell out of the chair. If she sits there again I'm going to sit behind her, or ask Gym Girl to sit there.
Earlier today she sat in the center of the chaise lounge, precisely the worst spot for her to be. It was lovely. Bent it like a banana.
No 18-pocket lounges were popped tonight. Not even a broken baffle.
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