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  • ChillinHaze
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    • Sep 2016
    • 126

    Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

    Oh oh, Barbara has it coming for her.
    But every broadcasting station would have axed such a slacker of a news caster ages ago! So she didn't use her chance :P

    Off-topic since I'm forgetful, but isn't one of the girls' birthday around the corner?


    • Harley
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      • Jan 2016
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      Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

      Yes, her employment's been a clear case of nepotism or something! Or the result of sexual favors. No matter, it will soon be terminated. And I say soon, because I want to land a Halloween episode on the right date since that's a bit of a tradition, and it kinda has to happen before then.

      Speaking of dates, I'm impressed someone else keeps track of them! There's not one but two birthdays left in the year, but not before another anniversary. I never gave an exact date, but "On the Air" started in the first half of November. Pretty sure that has to be noted in an episode, don't you think?


      • ChillinHaze
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 126

        Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

        Yes, indeed! Such an anniversary has to be mentioned and celebrated of course. ^^
        Just a bit afraid what will happen this time since the last anniversary saw an overwhelming amount of balloons being bought xD

        Wondering how Barbara will meet her demise but knowing the girls' tendencies she's going out with quite a bang.


        • Harley
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2016
          • 260

          Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

          All right, been a while since the last double episode, but this will be one of those. Just so you're prepared!

          Episode 48

          The next day we greeted Kriss and Lex as befitting returning heroes, and then the movie-star-in-the-making was whisked away by Kim for some private celebrations. Which left me plenty alone time with my wife and boy did we make the most of it. Afterwards she filled me in on all the details from the meeting with the actual star and the less-known director and it all sounded well above board. Kriss looked smug.
          "Now are you happy I set up that shoot?"
          "You had no idea this would happen. But yeah, I'm happy with how it turned out."
          As were the viewers. The author of the sci-fi story let us know he was working on a sequel and that he'd naturally take Kim's suggestion to make the space gals an official couple. I wondered if Sam would paint a cover for that one too. The prop builder couldn't believe we'd made such good use of the inflatable alien - he'd hoped for a brief cameo at the most, maybe Kimber kicking it out of the way or something. Audience input can be very rewarding - or off-putting, as the case may be. Luckily the former was in majority.
          Speaking of reactions, we eventually got around to show our mates the fresh newscast and they were beyond amused. Kriss in particular loved that Barb didn't deflate just once or twice. It was like the nitwit had forgotten about the Rule of Three. Lex was more impressed with Kim remembering all the words.
          "Those papers weren't there just for show", the blonde replied.
          Regardless, they were sure it would do well, and later on the comments proved that. One person wished Kim would blow the doll up more often, another suggested she should have kept going. There was a guy who complimented the outfits, saying he'd started to fear he'd never see Kim in a tux again. And seeing Barb in one had inspired someone to put a jacket and tie on his own doll, which evidently had spiced things up a bit. Good for him.
          But the general vibe was that it had been pretty damned funny and I was glad that Barbie got such approval at least once during her tenure. I actually felt a bit guilty preparing her for the next regular episodes. While shooting those me and Kim kept appearances up and our plan secret, as if the others could veto it somehow. Or try to talk us out of it. Our resolve was firm, though, and what would happen to Barb was very much premediated.

          I'm actually torn on whether I should describe the process or just give a blow-by-blow recap of the end result. But since a written summary can't live up to watching it happen I'll take you along for the full ride.
          The first thing we needed to decide was the method, and if you're guessing Miss Scarlet, in the studio, with a knife you lose this round of 'Clue'. I did suggest accidentally poking her with something sharp or Kimber placing a thumbtack on her seat as a prank, but those were nixed right away.
          "I think I should do it on purpose."
          "Won't that seem cruel?"
          "Not if she deserves it."
          I sighed. As if we needed a motive angle as well. "How on earth could an inflatable doll do something that'd justify popping her?"
          "What if she's not just a doll?"
          And then Kim surprised me by having actually done some research of her own. That alone would have won her the argument, but as it would also save me writing a Superheroine Sunday ep I was more than willing to go along with her idea. Besides, we had been treating Barb as an actual person for most of her run.
          Okay, I'm saving the actual denouement for the recap, but only because it'd be tedious to go over the scriptwork. And I still haven't told you how the deed was to be done.
          "Blowing her to pop is the only way to go, right?"
          I could hear she considered the question rhetorical. "Kimmy, I'm not sure it's possible. I mean, did you see the product demonstrations?"
          Sure, the vids had been cheap but a compressor at full force had inflated a doll beyond all reasonable size and it still didn't burst. Even if Kim could blow her that big the momentum would be lost along the way.
          "So we doctor her a bit. Worst case scenario you fire a pin at her."
          "Don't get me wrong, I agree it would look best. Just don't wanna set you up for disappointment."
          Kim shrugged. "If I can't do it you deliver the coop the graze."
          I was happy Kriss wasn't privy to the discussion. That pronunciation might have given her a choking fit.

          We considered our options and decided weaking the latex would help but be risky - too much and we'd ruin everything before even starting. Chemicals were right out, as the results would be unpredictable.
          "Not gonna ask Pops about this one", Kim said, and that'd probably be for the best. Even if he was a very practical man and a bit of a technical wiz, he was still her dad. You don't consult those about inflatable dolls.
          A gentle rub with the finest sand paper we could find seemed like our best bet. As long as an area was slightly thinner the difference in pressure should handle the rest.
          All things considered I thought a black bra, white blouse and a skirt in some neutral color would be suitable for the sendoff, along with the thickest transparent nylons we could find. There were reasons for the underwear. Oh, and shoving Barb's feet into a pair of pumps wouldn't hurt any and add to the overall impression.
          My qualms about removing one - albeit non-sentient - individual from this world were mitigated by two new fresh ones having been brought into it. The first baby pictures from London were simply adorable and had us all cooing over those precious new lives. Not that I could imagine Carrie as a mom but I was sure she'd do fine. The question was what gifts to send and we spent an afternoon shopping for something suitable. And a few things for ourselves while at it.
          I felt extremely conspicuous sneaking off to buy that sand paper on the sly, but not half as much as if I'd gone out just for that and had to explain where I'd been. Thinking up excuses is all very well, but making secret purchases right behind someone's back is more fun.

          When the day of 'the poperation' (as Kim called it) dawned we did our best to act normal at breakfast. We'd picked a date we knew had been earmarked for some serious rehearsals and being in a more or less soundproof room would keep the performers from hearing whatever we were up to. Kim put her hair in large rollers right away so she could spray it into airy waves before we began and I made sure the studio was set up right. I had to switch out the oversized chairs for tiny stools and angle the camera to show more of whatever was behind the desk. In fact, I pulled the whole thing out a few extra feet from the wall so it wouldn't block too much of the view.
          I dressed Barbie up for the grand finale, made a slit for the valve in the back of her blouse and poked it through. Then I blew her up for the last time, making a slow and thorough job of it. I ran my hands over her body as it filled out, felt her ample breasts expand just enough to hold the oversized brassiere in place. When the time came to add the final breath I emptied my lungs completely into her - not that a few extra ounces of air would help Kimmy much but it's the thought that counts.
          I closed the valve, picked her up and took her to bed for a parting cuddle. Firm yet soft and supple and pliant, she had been designed well for the job. I wondered how she'd hold up to the non-intended use.
          The painted plastic face looked really artificial close up and the stupid half-smile was so inane I couldn't pretend for a moment she was anything but a prop. The makeup had begun to fade just a bit and I felt this would be the perfect time to make her go out with a bang.
          "You've done good", I said. "But after all you're just a glorified balloon, and no balloon lasts forever."
          Giving the lady-shaped loon a big and fond hug I rose and brought her onto the desk before turning on the camera. There was a chance I'd commit the blooper of the century and in that case I wanted at least a recording as a consolation prize.
          I took out a sheet of sand paper and tore off a smaller square, just enough to comfortably grip. Then I gently rubbed it over the top of Barbie's belly, about right opposite the valve. I was really, really careful and while not sure it made much of a difference I kept going for as long as I dared, now and then blowing on the latex to send any teeny tiny particles out of the way. Eventually I was too scared to do more and it might have been my imagination but I thought the part I'd worked on looked a little more transparent than the rest. It would have to do.
          I adjusted the bra and fastened the blouse before carefully cutting part of the button strings, leaving them hanging on by just a thread. The detectives among you might possibly figure out why.
          I'd barely gotten Barb to sit straight on the stool when Kim made her entrance. She wore a similar blouse with a couple of buttons open and a somewhat strict grey blazer above her skirt and boots. No one would give her clothes a second look though, not with that paintjob and impressive mane. She'd put on sharp, inky eyeliner and the kind of blush and shade that made her look like something straight out of a comic for adults. The hair seemed to billow and flow around her face but had been fixated to not move around too easily. In short, she'd ditched the casual look for an almost cartoony one, suitable for what she was planning to do.
          "All set?" she asked after inspecting the new surroundings.
          "As well as I could on my own. Go stand and pretend to do it."
          Kim ruined my careful arranging of the doll by taking it from the seat and bringing it to the place of execution, or whatever to call it. She mimicked blowing into the valve while bending every which way and I adjusted the viewfinder to catch as much as possible from a single angle. I also told her to take a step back and for god's sake remember the spot. I put some tape on the floor just to make sure. Then Barbie went back onto her designated post and as we looked the set over Kim turned to me.
          "Got the gun?"
          I nodded. The thin tube and blow dart we'd occasionally used were within my reach in case I'd have to finish the job myself. I pretty much counted on that but didn't relish the task.
          "All right." She exhaled sharply. "Let's do this, boss. One for luck?"
          I put my hands on her shoulders and leaned in to plant a soft, encouraging smooch on her pretty lips, just like I'd done before every act at the theatre. I hoped it would be as effective here and now - Kimber actually seemed a bit nervous as she got into place, or at least apprehensive.
          All that vanished once I called 'go', though. She faced her viewers and looked like she was about to impart some great secret.
          "Hi and once again welcome to 'On the Air' with me - Kimber. Have you ever found out that someone close to you has been pretending to be something they're not? Then you know the feeling all too well - like a kind of betrayal, even if it's nothing of consequence."
          She sighed. "Then imagine how I feel - I've discovered that my silent partner is not only a bloody nuisance, but also my arch-nemesis in disguise - Barbara Enerva!"
          On revealing that name she turned sharply towards the doll with a stern, accusing face.
          "That's right, I've got your number now. And your days on the job are numbered."
          She turned back to the camera, flashing it a smug grin.
          "Luckily I have a secret identity too. This looks like a job for Kimber Woman!"
          She tore her blouse open and let it fall from her shoulders along with the jacket to reveal the gaudy Wonder Woman costume she'd worn for the first superheroine show - I didn't describe her skirt and boots before because they were the ones going along with it. The former came into view as she rose.
          "Or is that Wonder Kimber? Whatever. I can handle you either way!"
          She yanked Barbie from the stool and took up position, spinning the effigy around in an effortless toss.
          "Take this, you fiend!"
          I held my breath as Kim drew a deep one of her own. Then she blew it into the valve with tremendous force and Barbie's arms wobbled a bit in response. I had a look through the camera and found everything was visible except Kimber's calves and feet, and the struggling pair was dead center. It would have been a straight side view if Kim hadn't turned just a bit towards the audience, not even halfway to three-quarters but enough to make the whole thing more dynamic and sort of directed at the spectators.
          She held the plump figure with her hands on either side of its waist and most of the blonde's face could be seen as she expelled the last of her breath. A loud intake accompanied the reloading and a second huge blast of air followed the first - then a third of the same magnitude. Though Barbara was visibly expanding the sturdy nylons made it difficult for the legs to swell up, and the rest of the clothes did a similar job. The latex inside them ballooned out as Kim kept going and soon the outfit had been fully inflated along with the doll. As the rubber took the path of least resistance every last wrinkle of the blouse was blown straight before the pressure had to go elsewhere. Barbie's arms were forced slightly outwards and her legs had separated as much as the skirt would allow. It was an incredible sight - It truly looked like Kim was blowing another girl up like a common loon, be it ever so elaborately shaped. She'd planted her feet apart and was struggling as hard as she had with the hot water bottle, even if the valve meant she could open her mouth to inhale as much as she liked. And she sure did. Each and every enormous gust forced into the hapless dummy was followed by an equally huge gasp that could be heard much clearer than the slight creaking of the tense fabric and the contents rubbbing against it. The blouse was straining around the now oversized body and as Kim once more blew hard into it I saw the buttons had been separated enough to reveal some of the artifical skin below. The next whooshing breath was coupled with sharp snapping sounds as the weakened fastenings gave way and sent the buttons flying, one by one ricocheting off the walls and furniture, making the blouse fall open to reveal the ballooning belly and enormous breasts barely contained by the bra.
          Kim didn't seem to notice, her own body swaying back and forth with every incredibly puff but never bending forward too much, making her appear impossibly strong. Her bracelets gleamed against the dull cotton now trailing against them while she blew Barbie's body ever fatter.
          Free from at least some of the resistance Kim picked up the pace and went into her favorite mode, fast, frenzied puffs that nevertheless held all the force of the previous ones. Her torso moved along with each in a steady rhythm like a living, breathing pump and her chest rose and fell accordingly. Barbie's boobs just kept growing bigger and bigger, threatening to spill out at any moment. But the stiff rubber nipples were caught against the edge of the bra so instead they rose like puffy, air-filled dough as Kimber kept inflating them - a pair of flesh-colored balloons growing towards and eventually framing the owner's chin. Without the blouse holding it in the tummy had expanded sideways as well and was now growing both wider and thicker, separating the blower's palms more and more without being able to break out of her firm hold.
          I wondered how much thought Kim had put into the presentation since I couldn't imagine a better way of displaying the act. This was beyond a doubt the way to inflate a doll for the camera and performers everywhere should take notes. I was sure a whole lot of porn stars could increase their fan base by blowing up a male doll to fuck, especially if it was done with the dedication Kim was showing. She gave off an air of someone fully committed to the job and the effort she put in was both awe-inspiring and arousing. I'd rarely seen anyone so focused on their work, not letting something so trivial as exhaustion get in the way. By now she'd gone red enough in the face to almost match the crimson of her outfit, but still she pushed on, blowing and blowing despite her taut and shiny cheeks looking about as ready to burst as the doll.
          Barb seemed about ten months pregnant and I imagined people into that kind of look had thought of ways to pump their cuddle companions into the same shape. But I hoped not, because she'd begun to appear dangerously overinflated - and yet had some way left to go. The strain must be immense as Kim's lovely face was all scrunched up and puffed out at once, glistening with perspiration. She showed no sign of wanting to give up, but you could hear the task was starting to take its toll.
          Aaah-pffffffffff, AAAH-PFFFFFFFH went her breaths over and over and over again, pushing both herself and the latex to the limits. Though I wasn't sure about the latter. Barbie had swollen into grotesque proportions, almost a parody of a blow-up doll, without a hint of approaching the popping point. One of her shoes fell off, probably shaken loose by the constant swaying, while Kim's only adjustment had been turning ever so slightly to avoid being blocked by the bulging, ballooning body. Her ferocity was something to behold, on par with if not surpassing Kriss breaking that world record all those years ago. But she hadn't been decked out like a warrior princess or trying to live up to that appearance. Kim was certainly trying to play the part and so far succeeding admirably. But I knew there had to be a limit to her endurance and fingered the weapon I'd been entrusted to end things quickly. I reluctantly loaded the dart, brought the tube to my lips and took aim, waiting for the perfect moment.
          And waited. And realized I couldn't do it. I just couldn't stand the thought of shooting even a mannequin in cold blood, especially not someone I'd been that intimate with. I lowered the gun in shame and prayed Kim would be made of sterner stuff.
          The whooshes and gasps kept coming, deeper and louder and more drawn out than ever and I pitied my darling for having taken on such a Herculean feat. I should have discarded it as impossible from the start and saved her the trouble and inevitable disappointment. I raised the lethal peashooter once more but gave up halfway, instead thinking of how to console poor Kim - still rocking back and forth and blowing her lungs out - and found no way of shirking my duty. Crap. I would have to take the shot or all her work would have been for nothing. Maybe I'd give her just a few more momen...
          And then Barbara burst. Or exploded, take your pick. The tremendous boom rattled the windows and made my ears ring while Kimmy was flung backwards to the floor and out of frame. I didn't even stop the camera as I rushed to check on her, because it looked bad. If she'd hit that silly skull of hers...
          I'd been prepared for her to be dazed or even unconscious, but not for her eyes to burn with the fury of the sun. Panting heavily, with hair flowing every which way around features blazing with lust and need, she spoke before I could even reach her.
          "Here. Now!" she demanded, spreading wide for me. I threw myself down between her legs and started thrusting without a second thought.
          "Baby, baby, baby - you're wonderful! Wonder Kimber. Wonder Woman's a princess, but you're a queen!"
          I clasped my hands behind her head to cushion it from the floor as I pounded away. She gasped and pulled me closer.
          "For you, boss... Just for you", she groaned. "You said I was the hottest of Angels. Wanted to prove you right..."
          I started kissing her lips and cheeks all over.
          "You're the mistress of blow shows! The best!"
          She could only moan while I kept up the smooching, going faster all the time. I wanted to say more but "I love you, Kimmy!" was all I managed, consumed by desire to reward and please her. I was grinding like a woman possessed, locked in the most violent bout of dryhumping I'd ever experienced, and not until she started to trash around and cry out with such fervor I was sure everyone in the house heard her did I let up. But she wrapped her feet tight around my ass, trapping me and forcing me to go on, and I realized we were both grinning like maniacs while tears of pride and joy and relief ran down my face. Kim pulled my head down to lick them off and as her tongue made its third pass I came as well, moaning and twitching like the mainspring had snapped inside me. The searing lights were still flashing behind my eyes when I got around to kiss her for real.
          "That was unbelievable. Even Lex couldn't have matched it. If anyone had been able to make me forget about Kriss it would've been you..."
          She stroked my hair. "I'd so taken that job."
          "And I'm so glad you didn't. Because having you all is way better. The icing on the cake."
          She grinned. "With a Cherry on top."
          That awful joke scored her a few more playful humps and then I had to roll off or start all over again. I looked at the ravaged mess that was supposed to pass for the presenter.
          "We really could use a finish."
          "Leave that to me", Kim said and lay flat on her belly.
          I retreated to make sure the camera was still running, and realized it would have recorded the mother of all outtakes - hopefully relatively obscured. Nothing but the furniture and the wall behind could be seen through it so I told Kim to go on, trusting the Mistress of Blow-Shows to get it right. Otherwise we could actually do a retake of this last part.
          But that wasn't needed. An outstretched hand shot up behind the desk before slamming the palm down on it, and Kimber laboriously pulled herself up. She appeared to have gone through a very localized tornado and what I'd treated her to had done very little to extinguish the sparkle in her eyes. In other words, she looked as freshly fucked as she actually was.
          "There", she said. "That takes care of that. Join me next time for a more personal experience - just me and you and anyone else watching. Until then, go ahead and hit those buttons below - you know the ones. This is Kimber, who unlike some people is still on the air."
          She nodded at her audience with a satisfied smile and I shut the contraption off, hoping like hell it had caught every last frame. Of her performance, that is.

          Only then did I dare look at what remained of her late co-host. Still wearing her clothes, Barbara lay completely deflated and broken beyond any hopes of repair. The force of the blast had split her apart from chin to crotch, and the location of the wide, gaping gash hinted it was indeed the weak spot that had blown out. Been blown out. By Kim. I could still hardly believe it. The plastic face tilted at an angle by the wig looked strangely happy - contented and serene, even - the features of someone at peace with having fulfilled their destiny. It was a comforting thought.
          Kim gently pulled what was left of the popped presenter out of the garments and placed a brief, tender kiss on her lips.
          "Well fought", she said, hugging the limp material before putting it down on the desk. She turned to me with a sudden concern.
          "Now how do we tell the others?"
          I shrugged. "Like we tell the rest of the world."
          After a brief, anxious inspection of the video material and finding it all there I edited out our mostly hidden lovemaking (which, no matter the fierceness, was what it had been) and added a slight screen shake at Kimber hitting the floor to hide the jump cut. The result was her reappearing a few seconds after the detonation like no time at all had passed. The change in appearance could be attributed to the blast and would be pretty amusing if taken that way.
          We'd only skipped through the contents, since it would be more exciting to share the first real watch with our lovers. Kim was already off to brush her hair and replace her outfit with the clothes she'd worn at the start, plus matching pants. In the meantime I went to cordially invite Crystal and Alexis to preview the next episode. I couldn't wait for their reactions.
          They were both actually surprised by the revelation at the beginning, and when Wonder Kimber picked up her foe Kriss drew a deep breath in happy anticipation.
          Lex simply went "You didn't. You didn't."
          But she sure had, and the following minutes proved it. The incredulous test audience kept leaning closer and closer to the screen in either disbelief or fear of missing a single detail. I was gaping too, getting all warm at being able to relive the spectacle without having to worry about the outcome. That made it even better the second time around and seeing Kim's childlike joy at watching herself proving her worth beyond all doubt had my heart racing as much as the fantastic replay.
          And I wasn't the only one admiring her. While Alex was staring in stunned silence Kriss was jumping in her seat chanting "go, go, go!" at the screen. Both were grinning, or what would pass for it under the circumstances. When the buttons flew off there was a "Yeah!" from my wife, a "Whoa!" from Lex and a genuine, triumphant laugh from Kim. As the doll neared its maximum sight it struck me how much bigger than herself Kim had blown it. Sure, she'd always be taller but she had absolutely nothing on Barbie's girth. It seemed absurd that fit, slender body could absorb enough air to fill her now morbidly obese companion up so much.
          Lexi risked a glance at her beloved. "You did, didn't you?"
          Kim didn't reply, transfixed by her own televised efforts. A handful of seconds later I was grateful a professional had installed the mic because the almighty blam was almost as impressive coming from the speakers as it had been in the actual room. Lex shrieked in fright at both the sudden noise and the sight of her precious thrown to the floor while Kriss' jubilant exclamation was followed by a magnificent guffaw. Kim simply smiled like she'd tried the most delicious dessert ever and I guessed she was feeling the sweet taste of victory. Her almost immediate onscreen return had Lexi join in the laughter and the fadeout was met with applause as they both rose to embrace and fawn over the heroine of the hour.
          "Not a bad blowjob", Alex sighed. "But you're getting an even better one in a moment."
          "That sure was one way of blowing someone off", Kriss said.
          Kim sounded a little worried. "You're not mad about it?"
          My wife shrugged. "Why should I be? I knew she wouldn't last forever and that was a glorious end. Wouldn't mind going like that myself."
          "I was getting a bit jealous of her getting to star with you", Lex confessed.
          "Says the one who'll be starring with Dex Jonez."
          "It's only a bit part. But I won't be mourning Barb."
          Kriss turned serious. "That said, I am a bit miffed at you stealing my thing."
          It was my turn to be surprised. "What thing?"
          "When I said superheroes should blow their enemies to pop you laughed at me. And now you go and do this."
          "I just said humans can't be blowpopped."
          "Yeah, and Barbara wasn't. Blatant plagiarism!" The corner of her mouth twitched and it became even clearer she only faked being upset.
          "Oh come on", I said, "it wasn't like you were gonna use it."
          "But still." She turned to Kim. "I demand satisfaction."
          The accused leered. "I can help with that."
          "Pretty sure that's a challenge to a duel", Lex supplied.
          "It so was, and I know just how to settle it. Chel, seen the car keys?"
          "In your purse."
          "Seen my purse?"
          I had, and right away Kriss was off to make use of her newly acquired license. Lexi picked Kim up to go make good on her promise and I was left alone to wonder what this would lead to. Some coffee was probably in order.

          (Continued below)


          • Harley
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2016
            • 260

            Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

            (Continued from above)

            A cup and a donut later I went to collect Barbara's belongings... and Barbie herself. I folded her up as neatly and respectfully as I could, placing her face on top. That way she looked fresh out of the box just waiting to be inflated by her new owner, and I felt a pang of sadness knowing that wasn't to be. Then I remembered how funny it had looked when she exploded on the screen and the moment passed. She would still bring happiness to others and I couldn't wait to upload the video. I sat down and added the usual intro and outro, silently cursing we still had two other episodes to post before this one.
            I was heading back to the kitchen when I met a pair of ladies very dear to my heart. Kim was clinging to her beloved and both were gazing at each other, infatuated beyond belief. The blonde seemed so satisfied I had zero doubts Lex had blown her but good - blown her mind with those incredible oral skills of hers. And after her feat Kimmy deserved every bit of lip service she’d get. It was heartwarming how ridiculously in love they looked and I'm in no position to judge since me and Kriss are at least as bad. Or at times any combination of us, really. I asked them to join me for a refill while awaiting judgement, hoping my wife hadn't been headed for a weapon shop or anything - I'd never told her pistols at dawn were out.

            What she brought home was something so very much else I began to regret ever letting her see the Halloween pics from the theatre. Mandy had worn something so similar it was evident where she'd gotten the idea. Now Kriss had squeezed herself into a Power Girl costume and if the boob window hadn't already been the most prominent feature her chest size made damned sure of it. If she'd entered the bedroom like that I'd been all over her and probably drooling, but appearing in the kitchen spoiled the effect a bit. She glowered at Kim.
            "Where's that Kimber Woman?"
            The reply came in mock defiance. "It's Wonder Kimber."
            "Whatever. Get her here. Only thing to settle this is through a blow-off and I want both your viewers and mine to watch me win."
            "In your dreams."
            I shook my head. Kim might be able to trail my wife better than most, but she isn't called 'Iron Lungs' Mackenzie for nothing. And if you thought Lex and Kim competitive you haven't met Kriss.
            Alex suddenly looked both interested and curious. "Blow what?"
            That's when I slammed the brakes. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! First off that takes forever, even for you. And second, no one will be able to 'watch you win' behind one of those. Not if you plan on being in the same picture. Won't twentyfours be enough?"
            "No." Kriss was firm. "She's already blown up one of those on cam."
            I sighed. "Thirty-six and that's my final offer."
            "Deal. And if we use the dance hall they can see us just fine."
            I've never had cause to mention that room before but it's Kim's domain, a love gift from Kriss that left her shaking for the better part of an afternoon. As the huge basement level was largely unused my wife suggested we merge a couple of rooms and put in barres, a marley floor and a wall-to-wall mirror. There's also a nice sound system, air conditioning and a pole off to one side, but those would only get in the way right now.
            All this was installed in anticipation of our new tenants moving in, since Lex would have the run of the studio for all her musical needs and it wouldn't be fair to leave her lady love without a place to practice her main interest.
            Needless to say it had gone over well and also played a main part in Kim deciding to give dance lessons for local young'uns. Not having to rent a place was what sealed that.
            "You're so on", Kim said and set off. "Be back in a jizz. Jiff."
            Kriss was pleased. "Lexi honey, be a lamb and see if you can dig up a couple that size. I'm gonna have to check if this outfit is up to standards."
            My standards, it seemed. It passed the fondle test just fine and I was about to check if it was easy to remove when Lex returned.
            "You didn't say colors so I took one of each we had."
            Pink, red, purple, orange and yellow. Would do fine.
            "Think I'll go with pink" Kriss said after fingering the bunch leisurely. "Thanks. Wait! We'll need two beachballs too!"
            With that she was gone, the clicking of her boots against the floor fainter with every hurried step.
            "You have any idea what's going on?" Alex asked.
            "Lets see... us kissing like there's no tomorrow until they return?"
            "Fine with me."
            We were still at it when Kriss reentered with a mid-sized yellow beachball under each arm.
            "Don't mind me", she said. "Just gonna deflate these."
            With that she popped open the valve of one, put it on the floor and sat on it. I looked just enough to notice that, but I didn't have to see more as the whooshing of air escaping in bursts told me she was bouncing on it. Lexi thrust her crotch against my hip in time with the noise and I thought it a much better use of her body than helping Kriss hump the life out of the inflated plastic. I was wondering why she'd chosen those flimsy things - they were of the cheapest kind imaginable and we'd left them out in the sun to see if it would soften them even more. They'd gotten a bit stretchier, but not much more than enough to distort the printed smileys a bit. For a strength demonstration they'd be pointless.
            Or not, if used as a warmup. Bursting beachballs by mouth would set the stage nicely.
            Kim returned, having restored her heroic appearance as best she could. The hair wasn't as perfect but that hardly mattered. Kriss wasn't exactly sporting the right 'do either.
            Describing the work of bringing the camera down and setting it up so it wouldn't be seen in any mirror while still capturing as much of the combatants as possible will just bore you - suffice it to say Lexi opted out of it to fix some kind of dinner and had time to return before we were done.
            “Hope you know what to say”, I told Kriss.
            “Got it covered. Will keep it nice and simple.”
            Which basically meant ‘just play along’. Since it wasn’t my show I just nodded.
            “I’ll take the lead, we race, I’ll take a bow.”
            Kim said she could do that, but would be the one accepting the plaudits.
            “Fine”, I said, "but either way the winner don't get to try blowing the loser to pop."
            Kriss gave me a not too reassuring grin. “It’s just a title bout. Or something.”
            It was something all right.

            “Hey all. I’m Power Crystal, and I’ve just seen Wonder Kimber here attempt to show me up. She’s got strong lungs for sure but they’re no match for mine, no matter what you might think.”
            Kim crossed her arms and scoffed as Kriss went on. “So, Wondy, you think it have what it takes? For instance, bursting a beach ball with your breath?”
            She was met with an eye roll. “Duh.”
            “Let’s try that, then.”
            Crystal got them a beachball each and offered Kimber one. “Whenever you’re ready.”
            Her opponent inhaled almost indifferently and began to blow up her ball. Kriss followed a moment later and soon they were inflating the yellow spheres with reckless abandon. They reached full size and began to expand, the cheap plastic stretching like flattened taffy. No matter how easy it was for them, watching two ladies make vinyl balls seem like rubber balloons just by blowing hard must be damned impressive to some. Both globes grew distended from the force before giving in to the pressure, but hadn’t even the common decency to pop properly. Kim’s went phut as a bulge turned into a hole and one puff later Kriss’ split open with just a little more noise. They lowered the ruined toys and sized each other up.
            “Not bad”, Kriss said, “but I did give you a head start.”
            “I thought this was going to be challenging.”
            “Oh, that was just a preliminary. We’ll be using these for the real test.”
            She pulled the big balloons out of her cleavage, which due to the suit design would have to double as a pocket.
            “That’s more like it”, Kim grinned.
            “I know, right?”
            For a fleeting moment they were more kindred souls than bitter rivals, and then they remembered what they were supposed to do. Kriss handed over the red balloon and while I’d thought about fitting tubes to the necks I’d decided they deserved the trouble of holding them.
            “I don’t doubt you can blow this up until it pops, but can you do it faster than me? I think not.”
            “Live and learn”, Kim said as she stretched the elastic pouch.
            “I’ll even give you three free puffs.”
            “On no account.”
            “Alright then. Ready? One, two, three!”
            With that the limp balloons sprang to life and started to expand as Power Crystal and Wonder Kimber began to blow them up. The viewers were in for a real treat, as the fictional characters would not only inflate them for real but keep blowing until both had exploded and turned to showers of shreds. Kim took a clear lead as her quick exhales made the latex swell into a rapidly growing globe, while Kriss used deeper and slower breaths that had same effect, only less instantaneous. Before long the loons had grown into elongated spheres tapering to dull points, and soon it was impossible to tell any real difference in size. As Kriss was on the same side of the room as the mirror you got both a frontal and side view of her, although soon the former would be pretty much obscured by pink rubber. Kim had more wiggle room and assumed the same angle she’d used in the doll scene. You might think it unfair there was more of my wife in the shot, but it was after all for her site.
            The room had much more of an echo than the studio and the heavy, humongous puffs reverberated between the walls. Both ladies blew their faces up to full effect and while the colorful latex was pretty in its own right they made for much more appealing inflatables – especially with the way their chests expanded to the max every time they refilled their air supplies. All of those were immediately expelled into the now egg-shaped blimps with noisy whooof’s and phuuuu’s. Kriss had all but vanished behind her trapped breath while less and less of Kim could be seen as they puffed and puffed and puffed. And puffed. Thirty-six inches might not sound like a lot but keep in mind that’s a straight measurement. In volume it’s a great deal more and while the balloons didn’t seem that large inside the roomy chamber you had to put them in relation to the women struggling to hold them in place while attempting to blow them even bigger. And not just trying. Slowly but surely the latex giants kept growing and red and pink were by far the dominant colors in the picture. I closed my eyes and found I could easily tell their breaths apart by sound alone, both familiar and appealing to my ears. Kim had lost her starting pace but was still going for speed, while Kriss had been blowing steadily all along. If it came down to lung capacity she would win hands down but the dancer had her beat in overall physical condition. It remained to be seen how that’d play out in the long run, because no matter how you look at it, those behemoths take a while to fill up. Me and Lex passed the time silently cheering our mates on, making encouraging gestures, mimicking puffing and pretending to swoon at their prowess. We had loads of fun coaxing extra efforts out of them and I think it actually worked as they did their best to not disappoint us, and eventually they’d blown both balloons to the manufacturer’s recommendations – and right past them. You could not tell the loon sizes apart by sight and by now they had began to sport thick, wonderfully inflated necks as well. Clamping those together would give an advantage but neither were willing to leave a single inch unfilled. Soon the stupendous balloon bodies were separated from the ladies’ faces by swollen shafts that looked obscenely phallic from a certain mindset. They’d also begun to bob up and down in a more pronounced manner than before and those movements added to the impression of the overinflated rubber straining to hold together against an all but unstoppable force.
            Eventually the pink material could take no more and was torn apart with an echoing bang, tattered pieces of various sizes tumbling through the air before settling on the floor ahead of Kriss. Her grin was dazzling from both angles and she tilted her head to see what was keeping her adversary.
            Not much, as exactly three whooshes later her balloon followed the first into oblivion with a thunderclap followed by a gentle rain of latex tatters. She put her palms on her knees and began to catch her breath.
            “Should have taken my deal”, Kriss said.
            “I don’t negotiate with air-orists.”
            Power Crystal extended a hand. “Relax, we’re on the same side.”
            They shook, and Kim seemed surprised at being pulled into an embrace.
            “That was a good one. You can challenge me to a rematch whenever you like.” She turned to the camera. “There you have it, folks – not even Wonder Kimber can beat me.”
            “Yet. Until then, take care and see you soon!”

            The moment the camera stopped Kriss grabbed Kim’s face and kissed her in a way that approached hero worship.
            “Thank you, Kimmilly. Thank you so much. Hope you understand I just wanted an excuse to dress up and blow something to pop just like you…”
            Kimmy was taken aback by the confession, which I must admit was out of character.
            “What you did with Barbara…” Kriss went on. “It was so fucking awesome. Made me so hot. And I wanted to do it so fucking bad.”
            “I’m sorry we only had one of her”, Kim whispered. “Will you do me instead?”
            Kriss simply picked her up and whisked her away, leaving Lex to sweep me off my feet and follow. Since the fun-geon was closest that’s where we ended up and I saw my wife was already on top of the other blonde.
            “Wonder Kimber. It suits you.”
            “Fuck me, Crystal!” Kim pleaded even though the caped lady was already well underway with that. It was her second fully clothed shag of the day and she minded that as little as when I’d been her partner. Lexi, however, was already stripping and gave me a look suggesting I’d do the same. I remembered Kim’s expression from our hallway meeting and could only think of one thing.
            “Lexi, my love, please give me what you gave her earlier..."
            It was mine for the asking and if Barb had felt as good being blown to pop she'd died happy. That lady has the lips of a goddess. I’d barely returned the favor when Kriss’ moans proved just how hot Kimmy had made her. She pulled back to remove every garment separating them and motioned for Lex to hand her a toy, any toy. While she strapped that on I went for another box and pulled out a giant but as-yet-empty airship. I brought the yellow rubber to Kim’s lips.
            “Show her how hard you come when you blow.”
            Her eager puffs were only briefly interrupted by Kriss entering her and then me and Lex beheld a scene that’d top anything else on either performer’s site. As the balloon grew past Krissie’s head she wrapped her arms around and kept going just using her hips.
            “Blow, blow, blow, blow” she chanted in time with the thrusts and Kim exploded mid-exhale. After a token recovery she went back to inflating the cigar-shaped monstrosity, but Kriss begged her not to.
            “Stop, I wanna ride it…!”
            It didn’t take long to arrange that and Lex got the harness back as it’d only chafe the latex apart. Then Crystal Mackenzie did something that’d leave her fans gaping and probably with suddenly too tight trousers. Her movements alone would have gotten her banned from any stage and the circumstances might have put her on some kind of watch list. It was a must-watch for sure and had me so wet I was glad my panties were already on the floor. But just as I was about to do something about that there was a pop that left my lover sitting on the sheets in wanton disappointment.
            “I wasn’t dooone…” she whined.
            I ran for a replacement in black and began to furiously blow into it, filling the cylinder until there was enough air for Kriss to straddle. Then I knelt by the bed and kept inflating the elongated loon while my darling bounced away on it, pushing some air back into my lungs with every landing. I could hear Kim and Lex getting it on right next to us and glanced at their gyrating forms, humping so vigorously I couldn’t wait for Krissie to be done and start on me. But she took so much pleasure in prolonging the ride I eventually had to tie off her mount and rise to lick and blow in her ear for her to take the hint. By the time she eventually finished our mates were already done and had turned to passionate kissing, doing such an amazing job I had to stop and watch. I can’t help it but I’m so damned turned on by the sight of two people kissing with at least affection and desire – if love comes into it as well it’s even better. And that pair was a prime example of all three. They were gripping each other’s heads with one hand behind the neck and the other under the chin, locking lips so deep and sucking so sweetly I was struck dumb. Kriss noticed I’d started jilling off and guided me down to sit on the airship bulging with my own breath and took over the fingering for me. I pinched and twisted my nipples, utterly unable to look away from tender, erotic scene in front of me. I might have broken their moment when I came but that sensation called for not one but several shouts.
            “Wanna see me do that?” Kriss asked.
            “So, so much…”
            She crept over and tapped Kim’s shoulder.
            “May I cut in?”
            They were all for letting her and in moments Kim was behind me to work her manual magic while a new episode began for my personal pleasure.
            I’m watching my soulmate show another woman how much she loves her. And I couldn’t be happier about it.
            Especially as Lexi was at least as enthusiastic as Kriss. God, how I hoped they kissed like that alone in the music room. Every fucking day. Chances were they did as it was beyond evident they knew exactly how to get the most out of it and my vision swirled as I heard a suggestive voice by my ear.
            “You love watching that, don’t you?”
            “Oh fuck yeah… Could watch for hours…!”
            “Good thing then we can kiss for hours”, Kim said. She moistened my favorite neck spot with her lips and blew on it. “Oh Chellie, one of these days you’ll get a kissing show you’ll never forget…”
            She began to suck in the same place and then I forgot about everything but the extasy filling me to the bursting point, spilling over and subsiding. The firm mouth didn’t move until I had stopped to and the slight smarting told me I’d have something to show for it. But my fun wasn’t over yet. Now Kim and Kriss put their lustful skills on display for me to see while Lex wrapped her strong, sexy arms around my body. She kissed my shoulders over and over while handling my tits and pussy with such care I wanted to come right away just for a start and then let her begin for real.
            “Looks like I should do the other side”, she noted and put her mouth where it would have the best effect. I knew she was planning to give me another hickey and wanted nothing more in the world – except maybe having my blonde lovers repeat what they were doing now about once an hour until the end of time. Given time I would have come just from the sight but my dusky darling sped up the process immensely and I was little more than a limp weight in her embrace when it was over.
            I managed something between a wheeze and a groan. “Dunno about you but I’m just about done…”
            It seemed a shared sentiment and Kriss inspected my fresh branding with appreciation.
            “Only missing one right here.”
            Then she applied her lips somewhere straight below the chin to complete the set, and looking in the mirror while dressing li’l old Cheryl was so proud of those marks of ownership she could just about burst.

            Everyone had settled down, showered and even gotten a bite to eat. Not bad for one day.
            There was the question of what to do with Barbie, of course. Kriss said we would probably get a pretty penny for her carcass and I shot that down right away.
            "No. She deserves better than being stuffed and mounted or used as someone's wank rag."
            Lex agreed, but said we could hardly bury her in the back yard. "And throwing her away feels wrong."
            Then it turned out we'd managed to fuck some sense into Kim, since her suggestion was simple and actually quite beautiful.
            "A pyre."
            We did have everything needed. Alex dug out a wooden box that had held jars of artisan marmalade and we placed the ex-doll inside it on a bed of scented wood chips. A piece of disused trellis would do for kindling and apart from that we had plenty of barbecue supplies.
            So we dressed in black jackets and skirts over dark, low-cut tops – we didn’t want Barbie’s funeral a too somber affair. Then the round coal grill was rolled out, prepared and set aflame while we built a makeshift bier for the box, stacking thin cedar slats on every side. When the coals turned a bright grey I placed the arrangement on top of them and we all stood in a circle around it, blowing in unison on the embers until the kindling caught fire and flared up, engulfing the coffin in flames. As the smoke began to rise Kriss asked me to say a few words. I'd been prepared for that.
            “We’re here to say goodbye to Barbara – even if our time together was brief we shared many moments that will be remembered.”
            Well, by someone at least, I thought.
            “She might not have been a great conversationalist but still played a part in any discussions around her. And now that she’s gone there’ll be no one to take her place.”
            God willing.
            "She was an excellent cuddle companion and an inspi...inflation to us all."
            Here Lex almost cracked up and I damned near followed. The smoke had grown black and thick as it billowed upwards to disperse into the atmosphere. I let my gaze follow it.
            “So rest in pieces, Barbie. Tiny, tiny pieces. In a way you’ll always be ‘on the air’.”
            Kriss had brought a trumpet along and raised it to her lips, playing exactly one chorus of ‘I’ll Fly Away’. And instead of tears there was a bout of wistful laughter.
            “Beautiful”, Kim said, not entirely insincere.
            “And that was that”, I said. “Ladies, in remembrance of the departed I suggest we spend the rest of the night… cuddling.”
            Everyone agreed there’d be no better way to honor her memory.

            To give the viewers some closure Barbara made a posthumous appearance on the show, in the form of a cropped screencap from her last day on the job – printed and framed with a black band across the corner and placed in front of her usual seat next to Kimber. The studio was bedecked with a row of shiny black balloons and Kim had a devil of a time appearing suitably solemn blowing them up. She was wearing her funerary outfit, with the addition of a white pearl necklace and one of Kriss’ black hats with a strip of veil hanging from the brim. The reason for her suppressed mirth was the thought of bringing balloons to a place of mourning. No matter their color they would seem out of place, and she might have a point. However, this was ‘On the Air’ and they were kinda expected. Besides, she’d been dying to make another decoration video for the members.
            The episode had been an easy write, being about characters disappearing from TV series following the actor’s death. Kim acknowledged Barbara’s passing and went on to say she was far from the first to be written out of show due to critical existential failure.
            “Many kids had their first introduction to death when Mr. Hooper passed away on 'Sesame Street'. The character had been created by Will Lee and rather than recasting they let the character die along with him, gently explaining the concept to the audience. In television for adults such explanations are usually missing, with people you might have followed for years suddenly gone from one episode to next with little to no comment. Dan Blocker, who played Hoss - one of the main characters – on ‘Bonanza’, died between seasons and was simply never mentioned again.”
            Other less egregious examples followed, like Sgt. Esterhaus on ‘Hill Street Blues’, Paul Hennessy from ‘8 Simple Rules’ and Bill McNeil of ‘NewsRadio’. Their passing was at least acknowledged in-show.
            “Even animated characters can be hit with this – Paul Newman’s Doc Hudson from ‘Cars’ didn’t return in the sequels due to the actor’s death and was very strongly implied to have died as well – if sentient cars can die, that is.”
            She went on to say that while recasting may be necessary when someone is crucial to the plot, permanently retiring a character is usually seen as a tribute to the performer, hinting they were irreplaceable.
            “Barbie won’t be replaced either, though I might bring in a temporary co-host from time to time – like my dear friend Cheryl Silvers, who writes the scripts, handles the camera and generally keeps me in line. And she’s truly irreplaceable - if she dies, the show’s over. Come here, Cherry!”
            I hadn’t written anything but the first part of that line, and had some trouble remaining untouched for my appearance. I too wore the same as I had by the pyre, although with a white button-up shirt to hide my hickeys. I took Barb’s seat and put her picture away.
            We chatted a bit about the value of having someone to bounce lines off at times and agreed Barbie could have been better at it. Then Kim said she hoped people wouldn’t miss her silent partner too much and reminded them Halloween was coming up, rhetorically asking if they’d thought of what to go as yet. She claimed to be undecided, which I knew was a lie.
            We signed off and went to record a little number for the subscribers, a saxophone and trumpet duet of ‘When the Saints Go Marching In’ to remind everyone a sendoff needn’t be all sad.
            Afterwards I took her to task for the unsanctioned addition. Besides catching me off-guard, it hadn’t been quite truthful either.
            “’Dear friend’, huh? What happened to ‘ultimate fuck buddy’?”
            I got a sly grin in return. “That’s your expression. They mean the same to me.”
            “Prove it.”
            Well, I could buy it provided it’s said the way she did a few minutes later.

            Barbara did leave something of a legacy. For one thing, she proved we were indeed on the radar of entertainment sites, as a prominent one ran a clickbait story on "TALK SHOW HOST BLOWS HER CO-STAR UP ON THE AIR". The accompanying link sent our view meter through the roof, and site membership rose as well. Suddenly every old video had new comments to go through, but none close to the amount on the latest one. It may or may not surprise you how many had been hoping for exactly that, and none considered it an outrage. I'm actually just gonna mention one of the more private notes. A fella told us he'd been watching the show on the bus as usual, and had stifled a laugh when the headphones announced the secret identities. Then he'd been happy he'd been sitting in the back with no one to look over his shoulder:
            'When you picked her up my heart began pounding like crazy and my blood turned to ice. I couldn't believe it was about to happen and then it did. I kept thinking she's not actually gonna do it and was wrong. I wanted to turn it off but couldn't, just HAD to keep looking, was so turned on and so embarrassed I thought everyone would notice and when the POP came so did I. Right there in my pants. And no one even turned around. I smiled all the way home, just got in, and when I've sent this and cleaned up I'm gonna watch it again.'
            Kim was pleased as punch about that one. As for what her former colleagues thought, there wasn’t a single Angel who would have turned down doing that skit on the stage. If not for the months-long setup it would have been right up there with our other crowd-pleasers.
            Amanda was outright grateful, as the demonstration of what it would take to pop those dolls on purpose made Betty much less reluctant to get rough with theirs. She had half a mind to try it herself since her obstetrician had suggested breath exercises in preparation for the big day.
            “If he only knew!” she laughed.
            “You’re already an expert on those. How’s the rest feel?”
            “Can’t wait! I’m so jealous of Vannie and Carrie!”
            I wouldn’t say I was, but then again, the show was kinda turning into my baby – needing constant attention and hopefully one day be something to remember me by.
            Preferably fondly.
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            • ChillinHaze
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2016
              • 126

              Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

              Great way to link Barbie's fate to a topic quite controversial for TV shows, at least for how they go about enacting it.

              This reminded me of another very common occurence with long going TV shows which is often called "jumping the shark". Wonder if you'll do something about that too ^^
              And it gives a sneaky excuse to put in an inflatable specimen of said aquatic animal :P


              • Harley
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2016
                • 260

                Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                Episode 49

                Even if my purpose had been murkier it turned out I hadn't been the only one doing some secret shopping. Alex had gotten herself red body paint for Halloween, since Glen had shown her how effective it could be. She was planning to turn into a she-devil for the evening and while it certainly might be neat I had a couple of concerns.
                "You promised to take the twins trick-or-treating - think they'll feel safe around that?"
                "Maybe I'll skip the contacts then."
                It was just a matter of principle – the girls would probably think her the coolest of the cool as per usual. They wouldn’t have asked her otherwise.
                I'd gotten a discounted dog costume for myself - you know I find them scary - and Kim decided to reintroduce the catgirl look she'd pioneered on stage. It seemed like a step backwards.
                "Not Catra?"
                "Too much work getting it right. I like taking it easy on Halloween."
                Amen. Nothing wrong with a great costume but you have to factor for time. I wondered how long it would take Lex to cover all relevant parts.
                Kriss kept mum on the subject, which was probably for the best. If she'd thought up something ridic I wanted no part of it.

                I've already related how we spent Halloween that year, but by then Kim had naturally already recorded a special show for the day. And as Kriss had found a tutorial how to make a balloon pumpkin, she and Lexi made their own video to pass that knowledge on. The trick is to blow up an orange balloon not quite all the way, then put rubber bands around it to simulate the segments and then finish inflating it. But of course a party-sized one wouldn't do for her.
                No, it had to be an 18-incher and if she'd found bigger bands it would have been a 24. To be fair, she did practice on smaller ones and made three to decorate the table, announcing to the viewers she'd crafted them ahead of time to show the principle and that they of course could settle for those diameters.
                "This is a ten-inch balloon" - she pointed - "this one's eleven and this twelve inches. Remember to check the bag before buying."
                Lexi nodded, settling for being an assistant this once.
                "But if you want something more impressive, get hold of one of these."
                Kriss held up the empty rubber destined to be the centerpiece.
                "Eighteen inches from side to side fully inflated, but we're not going quite that far today." She handed it to Lex. "Could you blow it up for me?"
                "Sure", her counterpart replied like it was just another day at work - which for her it sorta was.
                While Alex professionally and matter-of-factly filled the loon with air, Kriss went on.
                "Apart from a balloon you'll also need some rubber bands. It can be tricky getting the size right, they should be smaller than the balloon but not too small. You may have to tie some elastic string together yourself, just make sure they're the same size."
                She pulled a few times on one of the stretchy loops in front of her.
                "I was lucky to find these in a specialty store, so remember home-made is an option. A clip like this will also be helpful", she said, indicating a few regular bag sealers among the materials.
                Lexi took the bulging object from her lips.
                "This big enough?"
                Kriss considered it. "A little more."
                Two more breaths were added and the blonde held up a hand.
                "That should do it. Clamp it off."
                Lex complied and I sat back to wait for the comedy to begin.
                "Thanks. Now we'll just stretch these around it."
                The first one went next to the neck and around the tip of the loon, to make it less oval. It sorta worked, though the shape could have been better. Then she added another at a right angle, and two more in the gaps made by the first pair. You got a vague impression of a pumpkin, but not enough to impress. It took another four to make it decent, but the shape was out of whack. The first band dug in too much and the others not enough, so Kriss tried adjusting that by pushing and squeezing, which helped a bit. Eventually she decided what was needed was more air, so she opened the clip and blew some in. And then some more.
                "Wa-hey! Willya look at that!"
                I left the camera rolling even though I knew what would happen. Usually you don't see bloopers coming, but this one was waving a rather large flag.
                Sure enough, as Kriss forced in the next big breath the pumpkin exploded, sending rubber bands flying in all directions. One struck my shoulder and I was glad it hadn't been stretched more. For some unfathomable reason she looked surprised.
                "From the top?" she eventually suggested.
                "Sure looked like that", I said. "Nice going, Martha Stewart."
                "Would love to see Martha take one of these on for size."
                "No. Take on. See if she's got the lung power."
                "Kriss, the lady's pushing eighty."
                I gave up. I'm not denying it would be interesting, but she has a different demographic. With the occasional crossover, I suppose.
                The second take went much better and this time my wife left well enough alone. Of course the final touch was to blow it into size, but by a reasonable amount. She recommended putting something heavy on it to press it round.
                "Or sit on it", Lexi suggested.
                "As long as you don't overdo it", Kriss said in a display of hypocrisy. Then I imagined the plus-300-pound crowd attempting it and found the comment at the very least advisable.
                Anyways, she had a nice and instructive seasonal video for her fans. I couldn't help pointing out the flaw in the process, though.
                "All of this would have been so much smoother if you'd used a punchball in the first place."
                "Where's the challenge in that? Besides, the others were regular loons."
                "Well, 'On the Air' could use one for ambience. How about you trying a punchie just for fun?"
                She did, and if she was dismayed at the shape working much better and the neck sticking out like a stem at the top she didn't show it.
                "These aren't the real deal anyway", Kriss said. "Been planning to carve one for the porch."
                "As long as you don't try it with the balloons. Marker faces will have to do."
                By the way, you might recall this was the year Kim and Lex brought home the light-up inflatable pumpkin. Turned out even more disastrous than putting a knife to a loon.

                As for the actual Halloween show, we went with the perennial classic 'sexy witch'. Doesn't hurt that Kim has a certain likeness with Elizabeth Montgomery - she's not a dead ringer by any means, but there's something that puts you in mind of the 'Bewitched' star if you look for it. We'd made good use of that in the 'FAIRy Tales' show back east.
                So I took the substitute Samantha to the party store to shop for spooky stuff, and there was almost too much to choose from. A big mylar skeleton won our approval and there were kits to make your own balloon spiders - eight-inch black ones for heads and similar elevens for the bodies, packed with matching streamers to hang as legs.
                "I wanna make one like that!" she exclaimed.
                "Sure, grab a pack or two."
                "No, like that! Those are too tiny."
                If you wonder why I wasn't surprised you haven't been paying attention. Bigger black balloons were purchased along with various printed party-sized ones plus some wider crepe strips for the arachnid appendages. That would have to be enough along with the homemade pumpkin.

                Lou had become a regular collaborator for special occasions and we paid her to emphasize the likeness with the television icon. She combed Kim's hair into a similar style and applied the sixties makeup, turning her into a fair copy. The housewife look would be out, though, and replaced with the customary black dress and pointy hat. We'd handle our costume makeup ourselves when that day came, but Lexi still asked for an expert's opinion on the brand she bought and was told they were reliable.
                "But remember the sealant will be hard to remove."
                "Oh, I got this as well", Lex said, brandishing a bottle of solvent.
                "That's just part of getting it off but a good start", Lou nodded.

                The studio naturally had be spiffed up as well and Alex more or less demanded to take part.
                "I love seasonal loons", she said.
                I was split on the subject after my experiences with some Santa-printed doll shapes, but I could see where she's coming from.
                "Any ad balloons really", she went on. "It's such a fun way to draw attention to stuff."
                "If it wasn't stores wouldn't be using it."
                "True - whenever I see any I wonder if they were blown up by the people working there."
                "Think you can be pretty sure they are."
                "Blown up, I mean. Not cheating with pumps. Sure, if there's like six hundred or they change them every day I can understand it, but a small bunch... Should count as part of the job."
                Couldn't tell whether it was professional pride or envy because I'd made the Angel's mouth-inflate every single theater decoration, but it hardly mattered. If Lexi wanted to help fill the Halloween loons she was more than welcome to. She even dressed the part, trying out the costume she'd be wearing to the party we'd be attending - minus the paint job, of course.
                If the members liked the sight as much as me and Kim did we had a winner on our hands. The black dress, boots and horns were incredibly sexy with her long, straight wig and I said if she was to help setting up she was required to take part in our winding-down ritual as well.
                "Just try stopping me" she said and my heart raced at the thought of getting to fool around with both a witch and a devil. Me and Kim kissed her thoroughly to seal the pact and if she'd asked for it in the traditional place she'd have gotten it without hesitation. I was tempted to do it anyway just to show my lore knowledge but then we might have gotten off to a premature start.
                Instead she opened the bag of cats and bats and other prints on black and orange and blew them up one by one for the camera. Kim unpacked and unfolded the skeleton and methodically puffed it full of air before fixing it to the back wall. By then Lex had leisurely filled about seven balloons and begun considering how to arrange them, asking the resident witch's council. Trying them out in various places seemed the best option and while she did it Kim off-handedly blew a black twelve-incher absolutely round and tied it off. She did a show of trying to push the still-soft rubber into even more of a sphere, then picked up another in the same color - but rated twice the size. She put in a good effort at inflating it as fast as possible, and to avoid the neck filling in the slightest she clamped her hand shut around it. It appeared like she was making the balloon grow and swell out by blowing straight into her fist and I have to say it looked pretty nice, especially as she wasn't exactly holding back. Every breath seemed deliberate and forceful, making her lovely face bulge neatly as the air passed into the loon. When it reached a fat drop shape Kim expertly knotted it close to the body and fastened the smaller one as a head. She brought out the crepe streamers and taped four pieces to each side and while they didn't exactly mimic spider's legs they gave the right effect.
                Sticking it to the wall was another matter and she had to upset Lexi's thoughtful arrangement to make it fit in the frame. Which didn't matter much since her wife had inflated the rest of the 12-pack and would have had to move the first ones to make room for them anyway.
                I was happy my assistance hadn't been required since the two girls and the various props were more than enough to fill out the limited space. Kriss was mercifully on official errands or we'd had yet another opinion to deal with. But the end result looked good and we prepared to shoot the show. Kim adjusted her hat and refreshed her lipstick before sitting down at the desk. The space in front of Barb's vacated seat was occupied by the punchball pumpkin and it all looked well suited to the occasion. I might mention right away this episode set a new record in retake frustration, all owing to the same stupid prop. But we'll get there.

                Kim sat down to welcome her audience and wish them a Happy Halloween, then told them the date was named for being the night before All Saints - or All Hallows - Day. Hence, Hallow's eve.
                "While no one is sure if it's a Christianized version of the Gaelic holiday Samhain, all agree it was brought to the United States by Irish and Scottish immigrants in the 1800's and through American influence spread to the rest of the world in the late nineteen hundreds. I'm sure you’re all familiar with the trick-or-treating, costume parties, bobbing for apples and spooky stories, but most of those are pretty recent inventions. Other traditions go back several centuries."
                She went on with describing an old superstition about how the year's departed would wander the earth until All Saints' Day and would seek a final chance to take vengeance on those who had wronged them while alive. Hence the habit of putting on costumes or other disguises - to try and hide from their wrath.
                "In parts of Europe, especially France, people believed on this night the dead would rise from the graveyards for a wild celebration called the danse macabre. Hey, even the stiffs know how fun some dancing can be!"
                Kim went into some details about Samhain, about how the end of harvest season and the start of the winter was seen as a period when the boundaries between this world and the Otherworld weakened, allowing spirits, fairies and the souls of the dead to pass through. Offerings of food were left out to appease the former and tables were set for relatives no longer alive, should they happen to visit. Bonfires were lit to either ward of the darkness of winter or keep evil forces at bay. She noted some similarities with the Mexican Dia de Muerte and that it may share origins with Halloween, though opinions differ.
                "Might cover that next year, if people tell me enough about it."
                Would be great to hear from those actually celebrating it instead of just looking it up.
                "You may have noticed my jack-o’-lantern isn't a traditional pumpkin", Kimber said, patting the punchball Kriss had prepared. "But the original version from Scotland was a carved turnip. Only when the holiday took hold here did they start to use a more local vegetable, which was both bigger and easier to carve. So I don't think the material matters. However, it's true it doesn't light up as it should - I mean, it's right in the name. One story about that tells of a man named Jack who tricked the Devil into never claiming his soul and then offended God through a sinful life, barring him from both heaven and hell. When he died the Devil tossed him an infernal ember and he put it into a hollowed turnip to light his way. Hence, Jack of the lantern."
                She went on to talk about trick-or-treating and how it was preceded by the old practices of souling and guising, which included actually giving some kind of small performance in exchange for edibles.
                "The modern version and associated phrase seems to be a Canadian thing from the early twentieth century, spreading into the northern and western U.S. in the 1920's and across the rest in the following decades. At first baked goods were the most common treats - candy didn't really become the norm until the 1950's, mainly because of heavy marketing from the manufacturers."
                It hadn't seemed far-fetched when I read it, but I have to admit I'd imagined it much older.
                "As for my costume, witches aren't really a Halloween thing but since they're associated with devil worship, evil spirits and other spooky stuff they fit right in, along with all the monsters and supernatural baddies. Maybe you've heard about the 'Blair Witch Project'? Guess you could call me 'The Air Witch'."
                Yeah, yeah, we'd used that pun at the theatre, but what were the odds the viewers had seen that? While Kim was still talking about broomsticks, black cats and other traditional attributes, a yellow balloon bearing a written message appeared from nowhere with a magical noise. Or would, when the editing was done. Kim grabbed it and began to check what it said, but it exploded in her hands almost at once and made her recoil for a moment.
                "Aw, I wasn't done!"
                She gathered up the pieces in her palm and wiggled her nose (well, near enough anyway) at it, and using a rare close-up we made another cut to show them being replaced with an intact but deflated duplicate. She wasted no time blowing it up until the letters were large enough to decipher and read them aloud:
                'That's quite enough about you. Get on with the show!'
                She frowned. "No balloon's gonna tell me what to do", she exclaimed and dug her nails in. The yellow globe popped and Kim dusted her hands off.
                "Though it might have a point."
                The rest of the script was mainly a description of local customs across the world, which were mostly slight variations on the American ones. She was apparently nearing the end as she reminded the viewers that it was traditionally a time for visits from the other side, "so don't be surprised if you meet a ghost or two tonight!"
                And then Kimber did just that herself.
                See, part of the preparations had been hooking a fishing line from wall to wall, thin enough to be invisible. It sat at a slight angle to make anything sliding along it helped forward by gravity. At this point Lex hooked on a balloon made up to resemble a traditional bedsheet spook and blew hard on it from out of frame to get it going. Kim looked up at the sudden apparition with more annoyance than surprise, and as it came into reach she yanked it loose. The idea was that she'd blow into the tiny valve added instead of a knot to rid herself of the nuisance, which wasn't one of her silliest ideas. We'd done something similar in our first stage production.
                If it had just been a regular ghost balloon there would have been no problems at all, or at least a lot less. But Kriss had suggested we'd cover the basic transparent 9-incher with the flimsiest white fabric we could find, draw eyes 'n mouth on it and make it rip apart from the pop. If you have any experience with such materials you might guess just how easy that is.
                The first time Kim blew the balloon to bursting it simply popped inside the gauze sheet, causing the textile to droop pathetically from her grip. It was just...wrong. So the next time she bunched it up tighter and then the expanding rubber tore it up, wearing it like a jagged floppy collar before popping. As special effects went, it looked super cheap. And the same thing happened on the third take. I was starting to get exasperated but Alex brought a suggestion to the table. She was taking it well, even though she'd been saddled with blowing up, writing out and deflating a new message balloon every time. Redoing it from the closeup wasn't too bad.
                "Blow it up real big, then glue the effin’ sheet on and let some air out. Some extra folds won't hurt, right?"
                "Worth a shot."
                Might have worked if Kim hadn't crossed the thin line between 'real big' and 'too big'. The damn thing popped before we even had a chance to apply the adhesive.
                "Maybe better if you handle it", she told Lex. "Your idea and all."
                Lexi shrugged and blew up another white balloon to the bursting point, then opened the valve to deflate it just a smidgeon. She fixed the sheet to the surface, let it dry and brought it down to size. It wasn't bad, but it would be hell to put an acceptable face on it.
                So she dug out a pair of googly eyes from the crafts drawer and glued them on too. I stifled a laugh - the Pac-Man look would do nicely and require no mouth. Plus it appeared so harmless, which would make Kim's treatment seem comically cruel.
                And it did. When the ghost floated past Kim snatched it mid-air, bunched up the bottom and drew a huge breath. I held mine, hoping this wouldn't be another fail.
                As she forced the contents of her lungs into the hapless spectre, the folds filled out like she was inflating the sheet and not its contents, and since it was stuck to the latex it had no choice but to burst when the rubber did. I'd feared that the glue would hold the whole thing together - though it must simply have made more pressure possible. While the ghost didn't exactly fly to pieces it exploded outwards in a very amusing way, like the barrel of a plugged rifle in any decent cartoon would. Kim lobbed the remains out of sight.
                "Bustin' makes me feel good."
                Having filled the quota of pop culture references, she again wished the viewers a very happy Halloween and cautioned them to not eat too much candy or they might burst themselves.
                She blew some black confetti at them and I turned off the camera with a sigh of relief at having managed a useable take. The only thing needing editing was to cut out the noise of the valve hitting the floor along with the rest of the ghost.

                "And now", Kim announced, "the witching hour begins. Meaning you'll spend one doing a witch."
                Me and Lex had nothing against that and soon we were jockeying for position on the bed that could comfortably hold two but needed creativity for three. It was fun though, and involved at least as many tricks as treats. Kim suggested a novel use for her pointy hat and Lex threw it across the room before she could act on it. I took the opportunity to admonish the blonde.
                "Be nice or I'll tell you how witches were supposed to pledge allegiance to the devil."
                "I bet it was real naughty", Kim leered and slapped my butt. So I went and informed her.
                I suppose she damned herself utterly, but right then neither of us gave a damn.

                That's it for this episode! If you've missed the previous story about that Halloween, it can be found here:
                Last edited by Harley; 31-10-2022, 23:42.


                • Infl8
                  Senior Member
                  • Apr 2017
                  • 124

                  Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                  Thanks for the story so far, Harley. It's really nice. I was wondering, are the round big boob like balloons from the stone theater gonna show again here? Also, will any more balloons from the stone theater show up?
                  Also, will any more blow up dolls, or even sex dolls, show up in later chapters? I'd love to read about a rubber one, if possible.


                  • ChillinHaze
                    Senior Member
                    • Sep 2016
                    • 126

                    Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                    That Ghostbusters line had me smirking and instantly but the song into my head for an hour, thanks for that. xD

                    There was really a lot of interesting info about Halloween in this one and the shenaningens the girls got up to fits the bill too. ^^

                    We had a quite busy Halloween evening ourselves with quite a few kids trick-or-treating. My girlfriend even dressed up and we put one of our dragons into the entrance area of the house so everyone standing at the door would see it looming over her shoulder.


                    • Harley
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2016
                      • 260

                      Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                      Infl8, I think Barbie will be the only kind of rubber doll I can work in with characters lacking the 'equipment' to use it properly. Maybe in another tale. But as for shaped loons of the kinds you mention, there'll soon be a good opportunity for those!

                      Chillin, that sounds like a worthy use for a 'flatable dragon! Hope it was duly admired, even if it was in secret. And glad you found the content interesting - I know this story is a bit heavy on the trivia, but since it's the very excuse for making 'On the Air' I feel it really belongs there for flavor. And to create opportunities for related balloon scenes, of course!


                      • ChillinHaze
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2016
                        • 126

                        Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                        Oh, don't worry about being trivia heavy in the story. It is nice to learn a few interesting things on the side ^^

                        And yes, the dragon caught the attention of a few kids and my girlfriend assured them it wouldn't eat anyone xD


                        • Harley
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 260

                          Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                          Been a bit of a delay, so I'm gonna try posting the next couple eps with just a couple of days between each. Anyway, here's

                          Episode 50

                          We had no problems making the next episode - Kim gave a first-hand account of Sam Shazam's little shindig along with instructions on where to catch his act. She also played parts of "I Put a Spell On You" on her sax for the subscribers, reclaimed center stage on the set and popped the Halloween decorations for her members to show the holidays were officially over. But all that business with stage tricks and illusions had given her ideas.
                          "I wanna be Zatanna next time."
                          "Unfortunately she's D.C. too", I said. "You'll be Black Widow and like it."
                          If only I could have liked putting together the script as much. I burst six balloons in exasperation before giving up and pretty much winging it - it seemed in keeping what with her regular writers do. At least Kim already owned a black catsuit, and not the feline kind. Adding a belt of metal discs wasn’t much work, although there was one reservation.
                          "I'm not dyeing my hair just for this", she said.
                          "You don't have to. Red's just the default color, she changes it quite a bit."
                          That wasn't the only thing that kept changing, as you're about to find out.
                          Putting something suitable in the studio was challenging. Sure, there were balloons with an appropriate symbol, but two out of twelve in an 'Avengers' set seemed wasteful. Still, a pair on either side would be enough and that meant getting three packs in case of some accidental pops. I was sure we could think up uses for the rest of the loons. And since Lex could paint her entire body for one night Kim voluntarily backpedaled on the hair and sprayed it flaming red with the kind of party dye that would basically come out on its own even before the first wash. It added something - though I'm not sure of what. Anyway, there was no doubt she cut a striking figure covered head to toe in skintight imitation patent leather, and opening the zipper a bit of course hinted at how easy it would be to pull it down all the way.
                          She inflated the four required loons and spaced them out against the back wall, then lamented having killed off the spider. I said the name was symbolic anyway and had her start trying to convey a summary of the character to the camera.
                          "If you've only seen the movie version played by Scarlett Johansson, you're probably not aware of all the roles Black Widow has had over the decades. Created in 1964 as a foil for Iron Man, she started out as a regular scheming seductress who did very little physically and instead sent her mooks to do the dirty work. She also wore a domino mask and an outfit consisting mainly of fishnets, making her appear more like a dominatrix than a spy."
                          I’d wondered how dommes had usually dressed back then. It wasn’t exactly an open occupation in those days.
                          “She also had black hair worn in an updo, probably to emphasize her name. Anyway, it wasn’t long before she became romantically entangled with the archer Hawkeye and defected from her Soviet masters.“
                          Ah yes, the Cold War, when heroes were as likely to fight commies as intergalactic tyrants, somehow equaling those threats.
                          “All of a sudden she had considerable hand-to-hand skills and other talents suited for fieldwork. The first time readers were told her backstory she was an orphan raised by a certain Ivan Petrovich, and later trained as a spy to help her motherland. Her real name was revealed to be Natasha Romanova and she also got a more practical suit, sort of like this one.”
                          She indicated herself and touched her hair. “And a makeover in the coiffure department. Although her hair tends to change a lot, ostensibly to help with disguises.”
                          As you may understand, I copy-paste from my original scripts in these retellings but this time I can’t really do that since I only gave Kim a general list to riff around. I’m sure you’ll understand why from the following.
                          In short, Natasha joined the Avengers in general crimefighting, using bracelets called ‘Widow’s Bite’ since they fire electric bolts, tear gas pellets or grappling lines. The discs on the belt were variously explosives or holders for whatever the writers decided she might need at any given point. Apart from violence she was equally adept at manipulation and seduction, selecting whichever made for a more gripping read. I hadn’t been too far off guessing Marvel was closer to soap opera than their Distinguished Competition, since Natasha also had time for a complicated personal life, dating several men over the years including Matt Murdock - also known as Daredevil.
                          As the years passed it was getting less and less plausible having her orphaned during the siege of Stalingrad, so instead we were told she’d been handed her over to their government’s ‘Black Widow Ops’ department for training since birth, being brainwashed, given false memories and an injection of some biological serum that both slowed her aging immensely and boosted her physical abilities, giving her a greater resistance to poisons and diseases as well. Handling sidearms, knives and sniper rifles along with learning hypnotism and every martial art under the sun seemed to be standard classes, although the presenter emphasized her ballet skills as they both stuck out and interested her personally. Oh, and Nat also spent time training with and romancing the Winter Soldier – I’ll just refer you to the Captain America movie with that subtitle for more on him. Kim did the same on camera.
                          There was also an arranged marriage to a Soviet pilot who was then selected to become The Red Guardian – their answer to the aforementioned Captain. Naturally, Natasha was instead told he’d died. For a while she took it up with Hercules – seems Wonder Woman wasn’t the only one borrowing from Greek myths, although this guy being part of the Avengers sounded a bit contrived even for comics.
                          Another graduate of the Black Widow program, Yelena Belova, tried to take the title since she’d surpassed Nat’s training grades, but was convinced to try dropping the lifestyle, at least for a while. As she’s pretty much a separate character we left it at that, although it was nice to see they’d provided a backup for the role. Which turned out to not be needed, as Nat after being killed reemerged as Natasha Romanoff – a clone of Natalia Romanova (the formal spelling of Natasha’s name). It’s in situations like this alternating between versions get real confusing, and I was confused enough already. I hope you’re starting to realize why this was so agonizing to summarize.
                          “Huge spoiler alert”, Kim said, giving the viewers time to prepare. “All her skills don’t save her from getting killed off in the ‘Endgame’ movie, because as the token girl on the team she’s the mandatory sacrifice. While both the film and comics versions want to repent for horrible deeds in Russian service, I think dying’s a shitty way of doing it. Working hard to make amends is so much more interesting, dontcha think?”
                          Can’t say I felt sorry for Nat, but I did for the audience being subjected to such a horribly tired trope.
                          “Anyway, there’s rumors of her finally getting a solo movie, which seems a little too late. Remains to be seen if they find a way to bring her back there too or if they go the cheap ‘n easy way and make it a prequel. Not sure I ever saw one of those that didn’t suck, but one thing’s for sure – Black Widow’s hard to pin down. Hope I managed it somewhat!”
                          Amen to that.

                          With the main show done, Kim defeated the four studio balloons in hand-to-hand combat, squeezing them to death under her arms or throttling the life out of them. She even fought dirty against the last one and delivered a lethal bite. Which was all fine and dandy for the members area, but after such a lackluster episode she thought the subscribers could use something extra. Preferably including inflation of some kind.
                          I tilted my head at her. "So how would a spy use something inflatable? 'Portable explosions' was kinda funny but you can't pull that one twice."
                          Kim had evidently given that thought since she didn't waste time replying.
                          "Decoy dummies?"
                          Not shabby, the only question was in what form. We could of course have used Inflata-Kim but she was frankly too bulky to lug around. And would take a little too long to fill up. Instead the presenter located the caricature loon Samantha had made of her.
                          "You really wanna use that?"
                          "It will just dry out and shrivel up if I keep it stashed. Besides, would feel wrong never have blown it up."
                          If she was willing to part with the memento I had no objections. So for the subscriber video she said that as part of her job was subterfuge and tricking the enemy it was crucial knowing how to use decoys.
                          "The important bit is that they're believable."
                          She fished out the balloon from behind her belt and inflated it with absolute confidence. The contrast between her words and the result was kinda amusing. We only had one shot with the customized loon but I'd decided we could substitute a smiley one if need be - which would be even more unconvincing and perhaps funnier.
                          Having blown her copy but not her cover she tied it off and taped it to the backrest of a chair.
                          "Perfect! Now I'll just move it in front of this window..."
                          She pushed the seat towards an imaginary aperture and stood back to wait. That was my cue to shine a laser pointer at it and after a few seconds I fired a pin at the target. I was pretty proud over how good a shot I'd become with the blowpipe and it was gratifying to watch the loon explode into pieces. I felt a bit like a vandal at having destroyed a Vandermeer original, but sometimes you have to sacrifice art for the art.
                          The spy put on a smug grin. "See? Imagine how it would have looked if that had been me."
                          I did, and since we'd already 'popped' Kim once I wondered if it would be funny with just her head. And couldn't stop thinking about it. But first things first - I made her do a retake with a common yellow smiley, the ten-inch grocery store variety. A pack of those was part of the props I'd stacked up on to use if needed, and we needed one now. After blowing, tying, positioning and shooting the results were in, and just as I had suspected, it looked better.
                          "Awful sorry, kitten, but we won't be using the first one. You can't really tell it's supposed to be you at that distance - and the other loon was hilarious."
                          Kim had collected the pieces of the burst portrait and was fingering them forlornly.
                          "So she died in vain."
                          "Wouldn't say that - your members will love seeing her blown up and popped. If it's any consolation, I've got a special project to compensate."
                          As soon as I told her Kim brightened up all the way, more than eager to try it out. She practically ran to fetch the lime tee I'd suggested while I thought the process over in my head. It would be fairly straightforward - all that remained was a suitable end. Even stupid extra material might need some resolution.
                          When Kimmy returned we did yet another retake, but right after the final line I shone the pointer at her forehead and then she held absolutely still while I went up and covered her head with the tee, pulled it together in the back like a makeshift hood and made a thick knot to secure it. Then I went out of frame, waited a beat and yelled "Pop!"
                          As agreed, Kim collapsed on the spot, rapidly sinking straight down and toppling out of sight. I was awed at her being able to do that without visual references, but then again, she's worked a bit at controlling her body. I rushed in to remove the green fabric and did my best to make her hair look presentable again. Back at the camera I made sure nothing was visible and told her to do the finish. She sprang back up into view, not acting surprised in the least.
                          "The best part about comics is you can pop back from anything as long as the writers want it. Now, can someone write me a drink? Or a million bucks? Either works. Until next time!"
                          We reshot the perfunctory ending a couple times on general principle, and then the fun began. Together we blew up every balloon left in the bag - all ten of them - and collected them in a heap. As the quality wasn't the best Kim's second one burst in her face and I snorted in amusement. That bit me in the back when the very last one popped prematurely and stung my cheek, but I'm sure the viewers would appreciate a couple of unintended blow-to-pops. Because we naturally filmed it, like most any other preparation including inflation.
                          Then we took turns using them for target practice in front of the camera - the placement wouldn't matter much, just the effect, so we simply tossed them in like the world's fattest clay pigeons. That was a fun day at work. The misses, the frustration, the hits and the triumphs made it more like a game than anything else and when we were done there were shreds of yellow latex everywhere and a few pins stuck to the neutral backdrop. But since I had stuff to do asap I stuck Kim with cleanup duty and headed straight for editing.
                          It was surprisingly easy to key out the colored material and make Kimber lose her head - what took some time was replacing it. Not that it was any more difficult to mask and move the rubber bits to the right spot, it was selecting the best shot. Kim came in to help me decide, which actually took longer. But we finally agreed and she was overjoyed to have one of her pops declared the winner. Fair, really, since it was her skull on the line. I did tint the yellow latex red to match her hair better, but that just looked like blood spatter and was more gruesome than amusing. So I went with pink instead and brought it back to comical.
                          What we ended up with wasn't a CGI masterpiece, but I still doubled over laughing. Can't help it - it's just so funny when things that shouldn't be able to explode do it anyway.
                          However, Kriss and Lex were horrified at their first viewing since they had no idea what would happen and seeing Kimmy offed without warning shocked them. Lexi had to grab and touch and kiss her beloved at once to make sure she was okay, but the blonde didn't seem to mind - in fact, she appeared pretty pleased at both the reaction and treatment.
                          The rewatch had them both in stitches, though, and Kriss stated we should pop the presenter more often.
                          "It's the funniest", she said, and if you've wondered what I see in her the sense of humor is right up there with the other top five thousand things.

                          Amazingly, the Black Widow Brigade wasn't furious but readily admitted her history was muddled, although they did try to claim the constant retcons were deliberate to keep her past mysterious. I'm not sure the writers could have done as an amazing job of that if they'd actually tried. Another, less comic-invested viewer suggested the decoy had been even better if she'd inflated her entire suit as well. I couldn't fault him as it would've meant a look at an almost naked Kimber, but wasn't too sure the material would allow it.
                          So Kim tried a practical experiment. She clamped off the sleeves and legs, duct taped the neck opening shut around a hollow plastic tube and covered the zipper the same way. Then she started puffing away into the tube and the shiny black surface actually filled up all the way with her breath. It didn't stay like that though - in fact, it only held its proper shape as long as she was blowing. But it was more inflatable than I'd thought, which was a point for her team. Still didn't hold a candle to the latex one she'd blown to bursting around Lex only earlier that year. Seemed like ages ago.
                          I declined her offer to try humping it while she kept it inflated, knowing I'd either squeeze the air out too fast to keep up or push it all into her mouth. So she suggested I'd shag her instead, which frankly was a better idea.
                          Much better.

                          I was glad to have that script out of the way, though I'd been thoroughly compensated for my troubles. The series of pops from frustration hadn't gone unnoticed and Kim eventually came in to check.
                          "That bad, huh?"
                          "It's like no one agreed with anyone else and every writer decided to start from scratch."
                          She plonked herself down on the spare chair.
                          "Come sit on my lap. I'll cheer you up."
                          I straddled her and she unbuttoned my blouse before snapping the bra open. Then my nipples were lovingly sucked until I was starting to forget about the chore I'd saddled myself with. It would have been incredibly sensual if Kim hadn't decided to motorboat me with an accompanying raspberry. A really noisy one. I didn't even have time to comment before she gave me another one - and then a third in a really sensitive place.
                          "You have to do that?"
                          "Cheered you up, didn't it?"
                          I couldn't deny that and pressing her lips against my shoulder she rose, picking me up in the process. I was deposited on the couch and stripped naked while Kim's lips kept treating every freshly uncovered piece of skin in the same way she'd started out. She managed to lose her own clothes as well and soon the longest, loudest parping so far rang out from my thigh.
                          Kim looked at me with mock accusal. "Wow, you're really letting it rip, aren't you?"
                          I grabbed her arm and blew hard against it. "Look who's talking."
                          "Oops! Better out than in!"
                          Then everything turned into a cross between wrestling and making out, with rude sounds created on both sides. The handling and fondling, gripping and caressing was almost more than I could take and along with lots and lots of loving licks and kisses it made for one hell of an experience. Though more like heaven. We giggled and moaned and every stupid farting noise had us laughing even harder, creating such a racket that Lex, who'd come looking for Kim, had no problems finding us.
                          "What are you doing?"
                          Kim took her face off my belly. "Cherry's all pooped from making scripts. I'm cheering her up."
                          "You mean Bronx cheering her up."
                          "Come join us", I said. "I could use all the cheers in the world."
                          I'm not sure Lexi would make a good quick-change artist but she sure has the undressing bit down pat. In a matter of seconds she was as bare as us and running her tongue from my tit to Kim's mouth. After snogging her wife she kissed me too as a way to accept the invitation and then all formalities went out the window. I was mercilessly double-teamed by two pairs of eager lips and hands that made me forget every annoyance. Though it soon got kinda ticklish and I turned around to expose a less overwhelmed side, which didn't help much but opened new possibilities for the duo. Kim kissed her way down my back and as soon as I felt the first warm vibes in my buttcrack I knew she'd only waited for an opportunity.
                          And then she went a step further. Suddenly my ass filled up with air and as I clenched in surprise it all went back out as the genuine article, neither silent nor deadly. The delighted giggle was so sweet I instantly forgave her, though turnabout is fair play. Even by proxy.
                          "Lexi love, why don’t you show her how that feels?"
                          In a flash my brown sugar was kneeling behind her mate, and the way Kim's eyes went wide and her jaw dropped proved beyond a doubt she was getting a taste of her own medicine. The result was disappointing but its the principle that counts. Besides, I'd found it far from unpleasant myself.
                          "Why don't you work on the importants bits?" the blonde suggested, and Lex crawled forward to place her lips on my mound. A few kisses later she landed a raspberry on my clit and if you don't know how getting that from a professional trumpeter feels I pity you. The good vibrations more than made up for the sound which was pretty much drowned out by what Kim was doing to my upper body anyway. Her hands running all over my sides and arms added so much intimacy to the blowing and sucking I couldn't hold back for long and got noisy as fuck myself. You'd think that'd at least slow them down but noo, I had to endure it for a while longer. Which was fine by me.
                          "Feeling better?" Kim asked.
                          "Oh hell yeah. Though I think I can stand watching it done too."
                          The grins they gave each other showed they couldn't wait to make this a two-player game and within seconds Kim was pinned down and once more subjected to the things we'd been doing on our own. Squirming and laughing, she gave as good as she got and what should have been a silly spectacle turned sensual and erotic by the intent. I adore seeing how much they love each other and the thorough job they were making of it was so arousing I had to jill off where I stood, grasping the back of my chair for support. I didn't care it might roll away - that'd be a problem for future Cherry. For the moment there was just sheer selfish bliss and I got all the milage I could out of it. Then I sat down to enjoy the rest of the lovely display to a gentler massage, and when everything was eventually over it would have been hard to wipe the smile off my face.
                          After we'd wound down and redressed I assurred my playmates I was fit to finish my job and they said they might take the opportunity to go find Kriss to see how she'd like those tricks. I was fine with that too.
                          "Just don't teach her you-know-what."
                          "Too late", Kim said.
                          For some reason I wasn't in the least upset with my wife having been armed with such ideas. If anything, I got warm all over at the thought of those two getting that intimate on their own. Besides, if Krissie tried it on me I'd pay her back in person. With great interest.

                          On a sort of related note, let me allude to some reactions to the showdown in the dance hall - even if they as a whole were frankly unremarkable. Kriss got more cred for dressing up than winning the bout, probably since it was more unexpected. The blowoff got a lot of appreciation, of course, but that's pretty much par for the course. However, Power Crystal had privately admitted her crimebusting method would involve literally busting criminals, and that was picked up on by someone who'd probably have a stroke if he knew Kriss' thoughts on the subject. Long story short, his ultimate fantasy was being blown to pop by Crystal Mackenzie, and according to him her superhero persona would make it unbelievably good.
                          "You practically asked for it", I told her.
                          "I didn't know there were people actually into that."
                          "Coulda asked me", Lex said. "We used to have a customer like it."
                          Now, I do understand client confidentiality, but since there'd been no shortage of camming stories I thought it would have been brought up by now. At least in connection with the one who wanted to see Kim blown to pop.
                          "Was a bit cringey", Alex explained. "Didn't want to make anyone look bad."
                          "How's that worse than any of the rest?"
                          "Well, he wanted to be... belittled. And that's one thing face to face, but..."
                          Kim came to the rescue. "No one's gonna know who he was. Heck, we don't know. Was more like keyboard to keyboard anyway."
                          I couldn't help being curious and Kim decided a demonstration would be better than a retelling.
                          "This I gotta see", Kriss giggled. "Need any props?"
                          "Couple hoses. And you have to yell 'bang' at some point."
                          That sorta surprised me. "Bang?"
                          "He wrote that as a cue he'd popped."
                          "But of course."
                          "I'll do one better", Kriss said and went for the required tubes.
                          She was gone longer than expected and came back with two hoses joined by a connector leading into what looked like a yellow 17-inch balloon. Hard to tell with the uninflated ones - heck, I have a devil of a time with ones filled to the max as well. But that wasn't the end of it. She'd also stuck a pillow inside one of Barb's old loose tees and fixed a printout of a man's face to the neck. Instantly recognizable as Mr. Tod Guernica, the artist whose acquaintance we'd made the previous year and who hadn't exactly been in vogue since his little social faux pas. Kim laughed.
                          "The perfect victim!"
                          "Thanks", Kriss said. "I thought of blowing it up inside my own shirt but that would be more like audience participation."
                          "Yeah", Lex agreed. "And I'd feel like I was talking to you. Couldn't do that. But him? No prob."
                          The performers set the makeshift dummy up right in front of them with the audience - us - just to the side. Kim made sure a breath went into the balloon and let it back out after checking that folding the hose would keep it in.
                          "We'll act the way he wanted it, in case you're wondering."
                          "All the better", I said. "Let's see it."
                          They exhaled heavily a few times to get in character and then the blonde spoke in a different voice, the accent she'd used on cam to help become unrecognizable. The inflection was also far haughtier than what we were used to.
                          "Hey bro, just here to check if I left my phone while I was laughing at your porn mags. You really should hide them better. You remember Steph, of course."
                          "Wassup", Alex said in an island lilt. "Wow, you are a puny one, aren't you?"
                          Kim nodded apologetically. "True. You're so scrawny I'm ashamed having you for a stepbrother."
                          Lex gave a nasty giggle. "You're right, he's such a wimp!"
                          Her friend brought the hoses into view. "Whaddya say we help him gain some bulk?"
                          "I was always a sucker for lost causes."
                          "Think you can be a blower too?"
                          "Blow him? Never. Blow up? You're on."
                          "Hold still" Kim ordered and pretended to stick something towards the pillow. Where it went was up for interpretation.
                          "This won't take long." She drew a deep breath and blew hard into the tube, her cheeks puffing out with more force than strictly needed. Beneath the tee the balloon began to fill up.
                          "Wanna give it a go?" she asked and Lex took a turn, blowing the fake belly a bit bigger.
                          "It works!" she exclaimed. "We'll make a quarterback out of him yet."
                          "Or at least a quarter of a man" Kim said and blew again, then once more.
                          Lex took over and made big eyes at the swelling effigy."
                          "Oh look, his crotch is growing too!"
                          "Never noticed anything there before", Kim said. "Let's see if I can make it bigger."
                          She huffed and puffed a few times before giving up. "Nopes. He just gets fatter."
                          "Fat and geeky, how cliché." Alex gave the hose a thorough blow. "But this is kinda fun! Like blowing up a big stupid balloon."
                          "You're right! But do you know what's even more fun than blowing balloons? Popping balloons."
                          Lex gasped. "Can we? That'd be awesome!"
                          Kim's smile turned outright devious as she turned to their hapless victim.
                          "Would you like that, bro? Would you like us to inflate you until you..." - a big puff - "...pop?"
                          She waited a couple of moments before going on. "That sounded like a yes to me. Didn't it?"
                          "Sure did", Lexi agreed.
                          "Go ahead then. Let's not disappoint him."
                          'Steph' blew again with renewed fervor, alternating breaths with the poor boy's step-sis. The latter took the tube from her lips and chuckled maliciously.
                          "He's getting really full, isn't he?!"
                          "For sure! I can hardly see him behind that tummy."
                          "I can hear him whining though. Pathetic."
                          "Sounds like squeaking. Maybe that's what it is!" Lex added some air while still looking at Kim. "But what'll we tell people?"
                          "His deadbeat dad's never around anyway. Bet he won't miss him."
                          "What about your mom?"
                          Kim shrugged. "Doubt she knows he exists."
                          Her cheeks puffed out again and Alex protested.
                          "Gonna finish him all by yourself?"
                          "Didn't think of that. Let's do it together!"
                          Having taken turns to this point they began to blow in unison and their disdainful scowls were probably helped by the portrait atop the inflating body. The neck of the balloon was sticking out under the shirt like a thick, inverted boner and grew longer with every dual breath. I stuck my fingers in my ears to get at least some audience participation in and it wasn't a moment too soon. With a dull boom the oversized tee fell flat against pillow, followed by the printout folding forwards. The girls stopped blowing to crack gleeful grins.
                          "Where'd he go?" Lex asked.
                          "Dunno", Kim said. "Expected him to make an even bigger mess of his room but I guess he finally did something right."
                          "You won't tell anybody, willya? I'd never live down if anyone knew I blew your brother."
                          "My lips are sealed if yours are. Bye, bro! Guess you won't be needing this place anymore. I think I'll make it a walk-in closet."
                          With that they rose and walked out laughing, getting an impressed applause in the process. I'd never known they could act this, well, cruel. Knowing how fake it was made it even more amusing. They came back to take a bow.
                          "Great show", I said. "Though if I live to be a hundred I'll never get why anyone would wanna be treated like that."
                          "Guess it takes all kinds", Kriss shrugged. "If it was me I'd prefer a more caring treatment."
                          "I checked some vids", Lex said. "Found one where the girl pretended to find the victim of a steamroller accident, folded him up and took him home to help through some mouth-to-mouth. All shot in first person."
                          "You're kidding", I said on general principle. I didn't doubt a word.
                          "I'd show you if I had it. She could have placed her lips better but at least his shirt did balloon up a whole lot."
                          "That sounds like a fail."
                          "Technical and story-wise. Of course she blew him to burst by accident and the clip just ended. Might have worked if it had gone black at the pop but makes no sense for the poor guy to still see after exploding."
                          "They ever show the body?" Kriss wanted to know.
                          "Just flattened clothes and shoes", Kim said. "And as I recall she rolled them, not folded."
                          Lex scoffed. "Tomato, potato."
                          Scenography mistakes aside, I kinda liked the scenario. A lot more than the one in the live performance, at least. Though if the script had been signed C. Silvers the good samaritan would have managed to blow him up properly, but far too much - so sucking some out would be necessary. Through a different mouthpiece. That way he could both pop in her face and have a happy ending. And with me favoring equal opportunity porn he'd blow her in gratitude, or at the very least make clear he intended to.
                          Then the sexy visuals were replaced by the thought of a lifeguard giving an unconscious swimmer mouth-to-mouth, unintentionally inflating him into a human beachball and starting an improptu volleyball game. Didn't I see that in a comic once?
                          No matter. I shook the image away and suggested we act out the improved steamroller scene just for fun, and whaddya know, it was a lot of fun - both being found by Lexi and watching Kriss assist Kim. She's not a bad actress all the time.


                          • Harley
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                            Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                            Episode 51

                            I skipped past the November birthdays because for once they were a cinch - as Kriss was born on the 23rd she decided to set the song in one of her own favorite styles. She took a moment to explain that at the start before blowing up a light blue balloon for the makeshift stage.
                            "I think this might be my favorite color. What's yours?"
                            Lex merely smiled in reply and held up a lavender loon which she proceeded to fill with her breath. Since some might call it light purple or lilac it was probably better showing than telling. She picked up the euphonium to accompany Kriss' tenor sax in a smooth, mellow take on the tune. They were both wearing dresses suitable for an informal party which made it easy for Kim to get away with the same, though she picked a white balloon in honor of the approaching winter.
                            Of all the month's notable birthdays she left out a rather important one - the first anniversary of 'On the Air'. I'd left it up to Kimber to think of what she wanted to do for it, but apart from that I was kind of strapped for ideas. Barbie's tenure had screwed up my planning for specials and I wasn't sure where to go.
                            Kriss suggested the costume shop might be a good start, so off we went. The friendly girl at the counter was wearing some kind of vaguely military-looking uniform, a light grey jacket with a very short skirt and matching cap. A white shirt and thin red tie completed the ensemble and she said it was from some anime I couldn't pronounce, much less spell. But Kim's eyes went wide. Japanese shows were virginal territory and I fervently hoped it would be possible to make an at least somewhat brief recap of the genre. There was a wide selection of garments at any rate, and browsing took the best part of an afternoon. The crazy, colorful wigs gave us a good chuckle and the recent upshoot in memberships and merchandise sales made budgeting trivial.
                            There were so many things she could have been, but Kim limited the options by refusing to wear a seifuku.
                            "Might as well cosplay Donald Duck then."
                            She rather liked the Cutie Honey outfit but found it far too revealing and besides, like many others it was far too character-bound. The clerk was really friendly and helpful and I asked if her guy still watched the show.
                            "More than ever now that he knows things I've sold might appear. Is it okay if I tell him what you get or would that be spoiler-y?"
                            I was surprised at the integrity. "You haven't? By all means, do. Especially if it keeps up the interest."
                            She hesitated. "What's really in the members area? He's been curious to join but I don't want him disappointed. In case, you know, it's not his thing..."
                            "Pretty much what it says on the box. He'll love the outtakes, that I can promise, but the rest... Well, I'm sure you realize there are people who are as into inflatables and balloons as others are into dressing up. Since we're already handling all those props, we cater a bit to them while at it." I thought that suitably downplayed, but figured an ally in the costume department couldn't hurt.
                            "Tell you what - if you give me an address I'll send a free login. Consider it a tip for excellent service if you like."
                            "Really? That'd be great!" She turned to Kim. "Cause he really loves watching you and I should prolly be jealous but since I" - she blushed - "reap the benefits I'm happy he does."
                            Then Kriss asked to speak with the manager but it was just to work out a mutually beneficial deal - if we could put some small ads in the store we'd mention where we got the outfits whenever any of theirs were shown. As he accepted, all that was left was for Kim to decide on what to wear next and as I said, that took a while.
                            In the end she settled on a mix - there was an off-white top somewhere between a jacket and a shirt with short upturned sleeves and lapels, the latter being navy blue like the lining. Several pockets and a belted waist made it the most elaborate piece of the ensemble, paired with a short, flared navy skirt and white gauntlet gloves. She'd pick some of her own shoes to wear, but the metal choker was brand new and last but not least a mint-green wig in an impossible style, long at the back and with extremely prominent bangs covering her forehead. It could have been worse.

                            She had to put it all on at once. Kriss wanted to test out the credibility and insisted we'd go to a store catering to anime and manga aficionados, which was stocked with an incredible amount of merchandise - from figurines to card games and even Japanese snacks, sweets and soft drinks. Kim turned heads the moment she entered.
                            One of the customers cautiously approached her. "Who are you?" he asked, then quickly added "dressed as".
                            "No one special I think. I'm making a show about anime and wanted a non-specific look, thought I'd ask some experts if it would do. What do you think?"
                            That was an open invitation to a deluge of opinions from everyone nearby, most supportive, some nitpicky. There was no lack of suggestions, that's for sure, and poor Kimmy was put on the spot by questions about her favorite shows and characters.
                            "I liked 'Spirited Away'..."
                            You more felt than heard the disappointment. "Ghibli's so mainstream."
                            Then Kim surprised the heck out of us. "Fujiko Mine. The noughties' version."
                            That seemed to be acceptable. "What's your favorite 'Lupin'?" came another voice.
                            "The one with the hologram cathedral".
                            Naturally the title was eagerly supplied and Kim confirmed it. Then the proprietor cut in.
                            "All right, fellas, that's enough. Give the lady some room. Can I help you with something?"
                            "Probably, but first - would you say this would do for a generic anime look?"
                            "Apart from the shoes it pretty okay. Could maybe use some kind of accessory or weapon."
                            Lexi pointed. "Been eyeing those swords - can they be worn so the handle shows over the shoulder?"
                            The eye-catching plastic blades were scabbardless, but we got some tips on how to fasten one for effect and brought it to the counter. Then Kriss delivered the second shock in five minutes.
                            "Got any dakimakuras?"

                            On the way to the car I adressed her.
                            "Admit that was the main reason for going there."
                            "There's no evidence."
                            The package under her arm was plenty, but I was willing to forgive her on account of the reaction her words had caused the clientele. I don't think I'd actually seen an entire room freeze up before. If nothing else she'd left them plenty food for thought.
                            "I thought I'd die when you asked about 'advanced models'", Lexi laughed.
                            Kim joined in. "Even better that he understood what you meant! 'I'm afraid you'll have to look online for those'..."
                            I smiled. Watching Kriss decide between different sorta-suggestive prints and comparing their respective merits had been a high point of the day. Getting Kim's opinion 'since you'll be the one using it' was only a start - when asked if she needed a pump with her selection Kriss said she preferred blowing them up by mouth. In an anime episode that might have caused an actual nosebleed.
                            "And you", I said to Kim. "Never knew you were into that."
                            "I'm not. But an old boyfriend was crazy 'bout that show and had me watch some specials. Fun but predictable."
                            Our specialty. But the props meant I at least had something to work with and sat down to summarize. Not having to go into details helped, but I still felt the need to inflate a balloon five times along the way. At least it didn't pop, which was something.

                            Costume, check. Script, check. Props...sorta check. The dakimakura would look stupid on its own so a few balloons were in order - and I knew just the kind. Surprisingly, we had some anime prints left. Quite a while back Kriss had ordered an assortment of those to try out but we'd treated them much like a novelty and put them aside - except for the doll shapes with full-size figures. I was certain a lot of people had been using those the way the body pillow Kriss had bought was supposed to - we certainly had. Unfortunately they were quite fragile and were all gone by now. But we still had a neat collection of various characters on regular rounds. Kim lit at up seeing them brought out.
                            "These are fun! I like to pretend they're girls flattened and shrunk by an evil wizard and the only way to save them is blowing 'em back up."
                            "In that case I must say you haven't been much of a rescuer."
                            "Can I help if they pop before getting big enough?"
                            As the balloons were only twelve inches the pretty printed faces would maybe reach half of what she was aiming for, and since only the torso accompanied them Kim's fantasy was kind of a stretch. Nevertheless, after dressing up for the shoot she inflated one of each type with wide-eyed eagerness, her peepers looking even bigger with the white liner - although still far from the drawing style we'd be covering. Then she unfolded the dakimakura and located the valve. As she blew up the dildo-shaped cushion she paused to comment.
                            "Is it weird to think these aren't pervy?"
                            I thought for a sec. Why should it? Having a fictional character for a cuddle companion didn't raise either of my eyebrows, even named ones with voices and personalities. Certainly you could dream of accompanying her on her adventures or visiting her between episodes even without props. A physical object only made it easier. I thought of the special versions Kriss had asked about, with SPH's for extra intimacy, and found them even more appealing. I was sure loads of guys would love to do more than just hug their idols and giving them a chance to actually act that out was sort of charming. Unless of course it was a loli character, in which case it would be creepy. Otherwise it was much like a two-dimensional sex doll, and you know how many objections I have to those.
                            "Of course not", I said. "And that one's pretty cute to boot."
                            Kim nodded as she kept adding breath after breath, blowing the wrinkles out of the colorful portrait. I silently chuckled at thinking up a new name for those - 'puff pillows'. Kimber agreed it should be the official term and then swore.
                            "We forgot to film it!"
                            "Damn." That we had. "You can blow it back up for the subscribers, show how easy they are to pack and prove they don't need a pump."
                            "Super idea!"
                            So we finished decorating the studio and set about doing the show.

                            "Ohaio gozaimasu!" Kimber said with a small bow before the standard introduction.
                            "Today we'll be talking about anime - the japanese form of animation, though in Japan the name refers to any and all forms of animated pictures. It’s likely a shortened form of the English word ‘Animation’. In Japanese it’s popular to simplify them like that – as in ‘konbini’ – their name for convenience stores.”
                            I’d found other examples, but that one seemed to be one of the more widespread.
                            “Japanese animation has a very distinct look, much like their comics – or ‘manga’. The characters usually have oversized eyes, bright colors and simple lip movements as unlike in western animation, the voice dubbing is done after the drawing is finished. They also often have unusual and even unlikely hair colors, like this!”
                            She touched the wig.
                            “Most of the time they have normal human proportions, but there’s a style called ‘super deformed’ where the heads are almost as large as the rest of the body. It’s more common in children’s show, but not exclusive to them. There’s no dominant style as there are well over four hundred different anime production companies, but overall it can be said that they all rely on limited animation and flat expressions, partly to save time, partly for artistic reasons. Often no effort is spared to make detailed backgrounds and it’s not uncommon to recognize real-world places in the setting.”
                            True. The examples I’d found along with photo comparisons were pretty impressive.
                            “As for general content, the themes are often more mature, complex and as often as not intended for adults. There’s even an entire genre of anime pornography called ‘hentai’. You might have heard it called ‘tentacle porn’, but that’s an exaggeration even if such things do exist. It’s nothing new though – an old woodcut called ‘The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife’ deserves that title too.”
                            I hoped only grown-ups would google it, but that’d be naïve. Still, I thought it should be mentioned.
                            “Speaking of history, before anime shadow plays and ‘emakimono’ were popular in Japan. The latter were picture scrolls used by wandering storytellers to illustrate the tales by showing them in sequence. The mangas I mentioned before were another inspiration, even if they didn’t start to appear until the late 19th century – at about the same time as western cartoons.”
                            Go ahead, try giving an exact date of either yourselves.
                            “The first professionally made and publicly displayed animes came out in 1917, though many of those were lost in the Great Kanto Earthquake of 1923. The first talkie anime came out in 1933 and the first full-length one in 1945.”
                            I’d decided to leave out as many titles as possible as Kim’s pronunciation would probably be a a source of plentiful unintentional comedy.
                            “The great revolution came around 1960 when Osamu Tezuka began adapting and simplifying techniques used in Walt Disney cartoons to be able to produce material on short notice with a tight budget – not unlike how Hanna-Barbera’s American television shows were made. Up until this time all anime had been made for theatrical viewing. While only intended as a time and cost saving measure the style came to define the medium as a whole, and it’s thought that the oversized eyes still in use came about because of his influence. One of his earliest and most known series was ‘Astro Boy’ which began in 1963 and ‘Kimba the White Lion’ which Disney…borrowed from when making ‘The Lion King’.
                            “Outright copied parts” would have worked too but maybe hurt some feelings.
                            Kim went on to list other influential examples and mentioned that the 70’s saw an increase in manga popularity, with many such works being turned into anime – followed by even more examples.
                            “Then one of the brightest stars of anime appeared – Hayao Miyazaki. Even if you don’t watch anime in general, chances are you’ve seen one of his movies.”
                            She listed the most well-known ones, again confessing in public to having enjoyed ‘Spirited Away’ and noting that films directed by him tend to show characters with normal-sized eyes which might make some people think they’re not anime. They most certainly are.
                            “While there’d been some English dubs through the years, they became more popular in the early 1980’s – partly because of the growing home video market. Around this time the name ‘anime’ began to spread outside of the country – before that it had usually been known as ‘Japanimation’. Also, some animes were bought, heavily re-edited and released as pretty different shows. For instance, ‘Voltron’ was made up from three different but somewhat similar animes – none of them having that title.”
                            I just knew I’d catch flak for that, but a more complex explanation was beyond the scope of our show. Kimber went on to talk about animes inspired by western works and vice versa, a not-at-all unexpected cultural exchange.
                            “While western animation can sometimes be more than a little inspired by anime, to the point of completely looking the part, it’s generally agreed they shouldn’t be called anime – rather ‘anime-influenced animation’ to make a distinction. ‘Avatar: the Last Airbender’ is a good example.”
                            Then she talked about the explosion of world-wide interest in the 1990’s, named some of the most internationally popular shows and said that ‘Pokémon’ even became the biggest media franchise of all time.
                            “Nowadays the influence of anime can be seen just about everywhere, from videogames to all manners of merchandise. One particular Japanese invention that allows you to be literally ‘On the Air’ is the inflatable version of ‘dakimakura’ – a body pillow like this one right here. For some reason they often come with prints of anime characters. This is a pretty generic drawing, but you can probably find one with a personal favorite if you look hard enough.”
                            Kriss had selected a rather innocent pic of a gal with light blue tresses and red hair ribbons, though the rest of her outfit was decidedly skimpy.
                            “In summary, anime comes in all kinds of flavors, like fantasy, science fiction, historical dramas, horror, book adaptions, martial arts, sports - or a mix of several at once. And of course, the ever-popular magical girl genre. Think I could pass for one? Anyway, I just wanted to give the absolute basics and I’m pretty sure I got so much wrong!”
                            Kim delivered those last words in the most ‘oops I screwed up’ way possible, making wide eyes and blinking several times in an innocent and ingratiating manner. It wasn’t too far from what we’d seen Japanese cartoon gals do.
                            “So please excuse my cluelessness – I’m sure you can set things straight in the comments! As usual, I’d appreciate a like and subscribe! Jaa ne!”
                            She waved enthusiastically but as soon as I gave the thumbs up the exuberance left her in a sigh.
                            “I did fuck up, right?”
                            “No more than expected. Don’t think we’ll need a retake anyway.”
                            She sank down just like Barbie had in the newscast, only not very far.
                            “French was hard enough.”

                            Having gotten through all that, she picked up the dakimakura and pulled the plug before putting it on the mattress and clambering on to help push the air out. She did a thorough job, with lots of thrusting and grinding, and when it was about as flat as it would get she put the nozzle to her lips and sucked all the remnants out. Then she realized it just locked some sharp creases in place and had to blow a little more in before folding it neatly. She created another vacuum and sealed the valve. I admit it did look very compact indeed.
                            Once the camera started rolling Kim demonstrated how little space it took up when properly packed, and remarked you didn't need any implements to bring it to shape. She went on to show how quick and easy it was to inflate by mouth, although most people would probably need a bit longer to fully blow it up - even with the pause she made for a brief comment.
                            "These should really be called puff pillows!"
                            Blame me all you like, but I was mightily pleased being plagiarized like that. And since she immediately went back to blowing, I can't see why anyone would mind. When she was done there was nary a crease along the seams and yet she had made it seem almost effortless. That display of lung power was enough of a turn-on to make her reward for a job well done truly effortless.
                            Luckily she got it in costume, as in the heat of the moment we'd forgotten to film her disposing of the balloons. But the clothes only needed minor adjustments and with a pin taped to the edge of her sword Kim made short work of the props. The dakimakura was spared, though, and handed to me with a kiss.
                            "Take her to bed tonight, Cherry. Try her out for me, lemme know how it feels."
                            She had a good reason for not trying herself and that was being the one who'd blown it up. So after doing our usual bedtime things both me and Kriss had a hugging session with the pillow, giggling at the absurdity of using it when we had each other. It wasn't a bad thing to hold, rather the opposite, but a little lacking in comparison. Though my wife could be about as airheaded at times. Like just then.
                            "Go on, Chel. Hump it!"
                            "I just came twice."
                            "Like that ever stopped you. Think Kimmy meant you should just fiddle around?"
                            There was that. Knowing her, she wanted me to get the full experience. I wrapped a leg around the cylinder and tried a few thrusts - when that didn't do much I got on top for some actual boinking. I did try my best to get in the mood and Kriss certainly cheered me on, but after a good licking and the sweetest lovemaking imaginable I just couldn't muster the enthusiasm. Maybe it'd been different if there'd been a hole and I'd had something to stick in it, but I doubted it. The printed girl was pretty enough, but not really my type. I climbed off.
                            Kriss wondered if it would work better if she blew it up and I said right now it wouldn't matter. I'd fuck whatever any of my mates inflated for me - under the right circumstances. Which these weren't.
                            Still, Kim was expecting me to try out her handiwork so I settled for a compromise, holding the puff pillow close while being spooned by Kriss. There are worse ways to fall asleep.

                            You may think that was enough for one night, but evidently my subconscious disagreed. If I'd ridiculed Kim for her imagination I got some kind of karmic payback in slumberland.
                            The dream had me looking for the star of the show, who hadn't shown up for shooting. Room after room was decidedly blonde-less, until I opened a door to what turned out to be one of the dressing areas at the theatre. Not only was it displaced in space and time, it also contained a small rubbery sphere - peach in color and placed on a makeup table. A note was taped to the mirror.
                            'Good luck putting this on stage!'
                            It was signed 'Malcolm the Malevolent' and it struck me he could have gone all in and appended 'Malcontent'. Then I rolled the globe around and found myself looking into Kim's eyes. It was definitely her face, but distended to fit the new form, and the yellow hair surrounding it looked almost printed. Which it would have to be to fit on the surface.
                            Somehow I knew what had to be done and fumbled to find any kind of opening - there wasn't one at the mouth. A tiny hole at the bottom was the evident solution and I pressed my lips against it to blow as hard as I could into the ball. It began to grow and swell at once, but didn't change shape. It still took a lot of effort to force the air in and I could feel my face strain with the pressure, yet somehow managed to keep a steady pace. The surface turned more and more translucent as it filled up and as I kept inflating it I both saw and felt a head pop out at the opposite end, followed by a short, stubby arm on either side. My next heavy breaths filled up a couple of puffy mounds at the top and I realized I was blowing into her pussy. But there were no legs, and while Kims head bore her features they were stretched to fit the absolute roundness and the 'do was as rubbery as the rest. I got chills at thinking that popping would probably be the end of her. She was well over two feet across by now, which was far fatter than Kimmy had ever been.
                            And all of a sudden, I couldn't blow her up any more. I mean, literally couldn't. The opening had closed and I was left holding a very oddly shaped balloon - a Kimberloon, even. While it hopefully was a step in the right direction I couldn't leave her like that - or set her down, in case there'd be something pointy in the way. So I did the only thing I could think of. Grabbing hold of the bouncy arms I wrapped my mouth around her right nipple and blew some more. It did look remarkably like a valve, and even if I had to blow even harder into the rubbery knob to get any results, the round body now began to stretch out lengthwise. The chubby limbs tapered and tightened in my grip and the ballooning belly grew legs that through just a few forceful puffs went from stumps to shapely spires. Somehow the excess facial air turned into a neck while the hair expanded into a smooth, simplified version of the familiar mane.
                            It was a struggle, but in short, I managed to blow Kimmy into her proper proportions and luckily the second nozzle also closed before I could overinflate her. One hell of a spell there, though failsafes wouldn't excuse the caster. I wondered if I could sic Power Crystal on Malcolm to dispense her particular brand of justice, then realized I had more pressing matters. Pressure matters. How the heck was I supposed to bring the life-sized balloon to actual life? It looked remarkably like the original and would have made a much, much better decoy than an inflated catsuit. We could probably make a fortune selling this kind of loons in the webshop, but production would be tricky. And since I didn't know any magic to speak of, reverting the enchantment might prove to be as well.
                            A voice in my head told me that true love's kiss wouldn't do but true love's fuck might. So I checked the floor for debris and carefully put the Kimberloon down, undressed and straddled her leg. The taut, see-through skin looked incredibly fragile and I was afraid even handling the blown-up effigy. If she burst I'd be traumatized for life - or so I thought, at least. But there was nothing for it - I had to break the curse without breaking my lover and it seemed the only way was to go all in.
                            To fill her up just right I'd had to make her oh so very tight and she creaked and squealed with my every move. The firm thigh felt better than any regular loon had ever done against my privates and a nearly overwhelming thrill fought my fear for dominance as I whispered a desperate plea.
                            "Please don't pop, baby. Please, please, please. I love you, Kimmy - I'll blow you up a thousand times if I have to, just don't pop..."
                            There was no reply apart from the rubbery squeaks which seemed to grow louder and more intense as I kept grinding as hard as I dared. My pulse was racing with trepidation and excitement alike and as much as I would have liked to stop I couldn't - it was far too important, and more to the point, nice. The balloony boobs below my own were stiff in more ways than one, with just enough give to feel inflated, and I could swear the unmoving smile on Kim's face was, well, encouraging. Then I remembered all the times she'd begged me to use her for my pleasure, her way of urging me to come against her body, how sex with her was always one of the best things in the entire world. My head swam with images of the ways we'd scissor, frig and sixtynine or whatever else sprang to mind. Balloon or not, she was still my ultimate fuckbuddy and I decided to prove it, show what an orgasm just the thought of her could provide.
                            Settling my hips in place I began a frenzied rub, putting absolute trust in her being able to take my weight and all I had to give until the pounding, searing pulses of pleasure shorted out my system. With a cry and a spasm I collapsed on top of the wonderful Kimberloon, which didn't explode even if it felt like I just had. And as I lay catching my breath I felt it turn firm and warm, arms rising from the floor to wrap me up and pull me in for a kiss. Her touch and taste and scent was more than familiar and a wave of relief swept through me. She opened her eyes and smiled at me.
                            "Thanks a million, boss. I owe you one...heck of a blow job."
                            That was Kim, all right. I'd half expected us to keep on fucking but instead found myself saying something incredibly romantic.
                            "You're late for the shoot. Get ready."
                            Then either the fantasy ended, took an unmemorable turn or I woke up. No matter. It was morning and whether it had been a nightmare or a wet dream it was over. I decided against telling Kriss, but later on let Kim know exactly what her silly ideas had led to. Her reaction was perhaps not the one of a normal person.
                            "Oh, Cherry, that was so sweet of you! You know how I love when you blow me up..."
                            She kissed me and puckered her lips.
                            "Blow me up?"
                            Well, the real Kimmy didn't stretch out like the other one, but the rest went pretty much like in the dream. Except she took a more active part.


                            • ChillinHaze
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2016
                              • 126

                              Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                              This would have been an episode right up my girlfriend's alley, since she's a real anime enthusiast or weeb how they're called pretty often.

                              I'd say that was a pretty great overview over the topic and including inflatable dakimakuras was a neat fit. ^^
                              Also, anime print loons these days are quite something! Searching up some turned up some that are super cute but also some which are equally lewd.
                              Now I'm wondering if there'll might be an anime for looners in the future featuring lots of balloons and inflatables xD


                              • Harley
                                Senior Member
                                • Jan 2016
                                • 260

                                Re: ON THE AIR with Kimber - a Blowgirls serial

                                Wow, I got delayed again. :P But now I've got the rest of the year planned out and as bit of compensation this will be a two-parter.

                                Episode 52

                                About this time, season 4 of She-Ra dropped and so did Kim's spirits. While the storytelling was better than ever, it didn't exactly flatter Catra - flatten might come closer. And it would take more than a simple reinflation to fix, that much seemed certain. Making matters worse, it'd be months before we'd see where it was headed. Lexi's outlook was sort of gloomy, predicting the usual redemption-thru-death scenario while Kriss was optimistic.
                                "When you're that low, the only way is up!"
                                "Until you hit the ceiling." I knew enough stories to kinda agree with Lex, though I didn't say it out loud.
                                And poor Kimmy was stuck in between, taking comfort in how much backstory would be wasted by killing off the cat while knowing it could happen after tying up the loose ends. Anyway, she wouldn't let it affect the show and we went ahead with filming the anime ep. No matter which road She-Ra would take, it couldn't possibly get as depressing as some of the japanese series. Which was something we didn't plan dwelling on either.

                                Luckily, a Very Special Episode of her own devising was enough to cheer her back up. I was sure she’d been planning something for a while, but tried sounding the waters as off-handedly as possible.
                                "So what do you want to do for your cammiversary?"
                                The answer came without much hesitation. "I thought you and I could absolutely fill the room with loons while talking about the past year - you know, favorite episodes, trivia... Behind the-scenes stuff."
                                "Unrehearsed, you mean?"
                                "Yeah! Make it all casual."
                                That actually sounded like a good idea, with the possible exception of the loons.. But I knew her and that last note was off.
                                "Outfit-wise too?"
                                "Ooh noo. No no no no no", she leered. "I'll wear what I did on closing night...and I want you" - she poked my chest with a finger - "to match."
                                I hadn’t really counted on escaping an appearance, but dressing all the way up felt a bit much. If you weren’t present at our final stage performance there’s a good chance you don’t know what she meant, but I’ll wager you can take a guess. To make that evening extra special Kriss had gifted the entire troupe a jacket and skirt combo in black satin - along with bow ties, of course, because you know who bought the stuff and why. She’d also included silver bracelets with the group’s name to commemorate their time together and both Kim and Lex still wore them almost every day. I didn’t get one, having never been an Angel, and slightly different clothes to cement my status as the master of ceremonies, but in the name of fairness Kriss had privately gotten the exact same outfits for me and her as well. And in lieu of the bracelet she’d put a ring on my finger, so I felt we were pretty much even.
                                Thing is, the suits were intended for the last performance at a burlesque theater, meaning the jackets were cut tight and the skirts short - though not indecently so. They’d also been worn over black lingerie, which wasn’t quite the house style these days.
                                Kim had taken that into account. She suggested we'd wear silky white wrap tops that could serve as waistcoats, shirt substitutes and cleavage enhancers at once. The idea also included covering our legs and feet with nylons and heels. I was all for that, and said thin belts with shiny buckles in front might add something too before realizing the lower part shouldn't matter at all, being below the desk and all. Shows what I knew.
                                The hostess intended the talk to be far less formal than the getups and that meant a slight change of setting - slight, as in against the neutral wall across the room. So we could be seen kicking back and relaxing while having our little - or not so little - chat. She also said she'd get some seats in and I was happy leaving that to her.
                                It was clear Kim had done some planning, but she wasn't the only one. Now, you may recall Kriss had ordered a shipment of loons for the six-month-jubilee, and the reason they haven't been mentioned more is that they'd been steadily selling in varied increments and to my surprise I found we were actually running low. Not critically, but we'd gotten rid of enough to motivate a restock. And naturally, that meant using up as much as possible of the old batch was a priority - at least in her mind. Hence a proper excuse for the aforementioned 'mountain'. Oh, joy.
                                Still, it was something that wouldn't take much effort to write, at least if we did it her way.
                                And clip shows are a time-honored tradition - it would be a good way to feature some highlights and share a few bloopers with non-members. I dug up some choice examples, put them in chronological order and suggested some comments for each, even if Kimber would probably improvise a bit around them. Which still left time for a shared Q and A afterwards - I decided if we shot them in reverse order we could bring the loons in as a backdrop for the main episode. Kim said that'd be perfect and left me to select some PG rated questions from the plethora we'd had over the past twelve months. That's what took the longest.

                                On the day of shooting I was sort of surprised to see Mrs. Hewitt back on the premises so soon after the last time. But Kim wasn't about to spare any expenses in making the anniversary special, and that included impeccable makeup. We wore our jackets and tops to help Lou get the color scheme and shading just right, even if simply stating 'black and white' would probably have done. Although it might have helped gauge the level of formality.
                                Though it was before noon Kriss and Lex had already settled in for a lengthy session in their own studio and so no time was wasted in making us presentable for presenting. For the final touches our painter asked us to put on our ties and jewelry to see the full effect, and for the occasion I wore one bigger hoop and three small ones in each ear. Kim settled for a large golden pair in the same style.
                                "Very chic", Lou said. "Trying to bring bows back into fashion? Used to be a thing about thirty years ago."
                                I had vague personal recollections and a pretty solid grasp of the trend - more of a somewhat popular accessory than an actual fad. Still, it hadn't exactly been in vogue since.
                                "Did you ever try it yourself?" Kim asked.
                                Lou smiled. "Might have put one on once or twice. Pink, though."
                                I tried to imagine a much younger version of her but couldn't even guess at the hairstyle. Her dark blonde hair was turning grey and might have been lighter back then - or dyed. She straightened Kim's neckwear with bemused approval.
                                "The way you look makes me wonder if I should borrow Harry's tie one of these days."
                                "Nothing but it?" her client grinned.
                                "Shush you. Got the rest myself - every woman should own at least one black jacket."
                                I made a suggestion. "Have him take you out somewhere fancy and come down wearing that instead of the usual."
                                "Might just do that", Louise said. "He seems to like the unexpected."

                                What I hadn't expected was to feel so goddamn good about my looks. I had a hard time to avoid preening in the mirror and only Kim being even prettier kept the smugness from my face. Lou was paid her dues, wished us good luck and said she'd see herself out. I barely noticed her leaving. For once I felt sure I'd make a good impression and told Kimmy it had been a good idea hiring a professional.
                                "Mm-hm", she smiled. "She pretty much nailed the reference."
                                I was shown an old 'Playboy' cover featuring the Barbie Twins wearing about the same as we did at the moment. While I looked nothing like either of the busty blondes, Kim might have passed for one of them at a hasty glance.
                                "So you had a specific look in mind", I said.
                                "'Course. You realize what a backlog I had to go through though? All those years of bunny girls and this is the only decent tux pic the mag ever did."
                                I had a hard time believing that, but then again I'd never looked myself. And the photo was well above decent. I hoped it had sold a lot of copies.
                                "Let's take some pics of our own! Would be criminal to not make glossies of this", Kim said.
                                I actually agreed and let her shoot me sitting by the computer, like this was what I usually wore when hammering away at the scripts. Then I took pics of Kimber raising a champagne glass towards the camera in a subdued toast, not unlike one of her promos at the Stone. She put the glass away and extended a hand.
                                "Shall we?" she smiled.
                                "One sec."
                                I snuck off and applied a hint of Kim's most favorite scent to my neck and wrists with just the teeniest drop between my breasts, then went back to accept the invitation. Her sensitive nose picked it up at once.
                                "Oh Chellie, that ain't fair…!"
                                "You haven't a monopoly on teasing" I told her. "I'd say it's very fair."
                                Arriving at the studio I found something that hadn't been there the previous morning. A dark red inflatable couch occupied much of the space we'd be using. The puffy, oversized armrests looked like they’d been made to bend someone over and it could comfortably seat – or lie - two.
                                "That's new."
                                "Me and Lex put it up last night" Kim explained. "And tried it out. It's sturdy enough.
                                I wondered just how thorough a run-through they'd given it, but it didn't matter at the moment. It had been wiped clean and looked almost polished in the studio lights. I noticed they were less glaring than usual and lent a nice sheen to the loose pile of uninflated 'On the Air' balloons on the small table next to the couch. Although the multicolored heap was soft in both texture and appearance, it was practically massive in size. We sure had our work cut out for us.
                                I checked the questions again - I'd put together a list of mostly inoffensive ones and kept the paper at hand. They still looked ok so it was, as they say, showtime.
                                Kim trained the camera on me sitting down and whatever else you could say about the new seat, it was comfy with just a little bit of bounce. I felt a small tingle remembering what it was filled with, and when the air supplier joined me my butt rose half an inch or so from the pressure shifted by hers.
                                "You ready?" she asked and I nodded. No fluffing or puffing would be needed to set the mood - we were already well into that sweet anticipation that seemed to work so good on cam.
                                Then the recording started and so did the talking.
                                "Thanks, Kimber. We're gonna go straight into a little Q and A session - something to pass the time while setting up. Once again my dear friend Cheryl Silvers is here to help - usually she's on the other side of the camera and behind the scripts."
                                I wiggled my fingers and smiled at the viewers. "Hi."
                                Kim picked up a red balloon. "So, Cherry, at a guess - how many balloons do you think we have here?"
                                "I'd say you've tipped out a 100-pack. Removed any to mess with me?"
                                "Yes! And no. It should be a hundred - someone once wondered how much space that'd take up inflated. Thought we'd demonstrate."
                                I reached for a purple loon and began stretching it. Might as well settle in for the long haul.
                                "Well, that's certainly one way of replying."
                                A whoosh signaled Kim had already started to answer. "And no way of lying. We're gonna be truthful today, right?"
                                I blew a breath into my own balloon, the smooth latex expanding nicely in front of me and the audience. If they held up the way they usually did, it would be a great ad for the webstore. Could be needed since Kriss' restock was on the way.
                                "As far as possible, yes. And no 'what is truth' in the comments, okay?" I told the camera before finishing the balloon.
                                Me and Kim both blew our rubber globes to full size and held them up for comparison - a perfect time to fire off one of the official questions.
                                "What's your favorite size for balloons? How much to fill them, I mean."
                                "Something like this - the neck just starting to stretch out so you can see they're at the end of the safe zone. You?"
                                I let a little air out. "I think I prefer the regular egg shape. But that's just because they're easier to decorate with."
                                A technical truth. What I like best are loons being blown to the very limit and putting up a fight, forcing my mates to really exert themselves trying to burst them. Though that's more because of what it does to them and how much I enjoy watching that. I thought about how Kriss would occasionally blow a beachball to burst just to impress me - all right, turn on - and the only reason I hadn't told Kim and Lex was it would cost us a fortune in vinyl. Would be worth it, though.
                                "Favorite color, then?", Kim said, selecting a teal one. "I kinda like these."
                                "Red", I said without hesitating. "Though yellow's nice too."
                                I inflated one of those to add some variety to the so far tiny collection. By unspoken agreement we made them Kim's favorite size - both on account of it being her show and because it would look more impressive that way. Besides, we wanted to make a proper job out of it.
                                "Least favorite? I'd say clear but they aren't any in this bunch."
                                I agreed they didn't look solid enough and what could be seen through them got too obstructed and milky.
                                "Truly transparent ones would be cool", I said. "Out of these, green."
                                I blew one up anyway to show it was just a matter of ranking and not an aversion. Kim's pink one went nicely with it and I reached for my notes.
                                "But that was just some filler thoughts. Got some more advanced questions here."
                                "Shoot", Kim said and started on an orange loon while keeping her eyes on me. I hoped Lexi had adjusted the mics so the whoofs and pffuus wouldn't get in the way of my lines.
                                "How did you come up with the idea for the show?"
                                Kimber blew in the last air needed to fill the balloon and tied it off.
                                "Guess I missed performing - I might have mentioned starting out as a dancer - and was reminded I'd done some light presenting in the past. Was really Cheryl's idea I'd do it this way though."
                                I nodded to admit my guilt while blowing up the next prop. Would be a long segment if we didn't keep up the work on those.
                                "So you can say she's the brains behind the whole thing. I might come up with ideas but she's the one turning them into something presentable."
                                I batted the loon away and took another. "Or try to, at least. You can safely blame the factual errors on me, but the performance is all on her."
                                We filled the next couple together and if I keep describing every balloon we won't get anywhere soon. Just assume the inflation commenced as soon as we weren't speaking.
                                The next question tied in nicely with the last. "Have you done anything else? In showbiz, that is."
                                "Well, apart from the dancing I spent three years in a burlesque show in New York. That's when I first met her, by the way." She hiked a thumb at me. "We used a lot of inflatable props so it only felt natural to stick to that theme. Seemed pretty popular back there."
                                To the right crowd, at least. But for those it was an understatement.
                                Kim countered with a question of her own. "How did you land that gig?"
                                Damned if I rightly knew, so I kept to the facts. "You could say I was headhunted. I'd been in HR at a couple of companies and the theater owner said he'd heard I was great at handling people, so he wondered if I'd like to try my hand at something different - managing a troupe of showgirls trying out a new kind of act." I put in a couple of breaths, tying off the current loon while finishing. "I wonder wherever he got the idea, but I can't resist a challenge - especially if it meant getting away from working with my ex. Kinda awkward."
                                "You did great", Kim said. "More fun than any other production I'd been in."
                                "Thanks. Hope you're still enjoying my direction."
                                "More than ever", Kim said and gave her blue balloon a final hard blow for punctuation. Luckily it didn't burst.
                                She tied it off and turned to the cam. "She actually took part herself, presenting the acts and all that. But she doesn't seem out for my new job."
                                "Somebody had to do it. And you're the one for 'On the Air'. I'm happy I don't have to this time."
                                "And still people have asked for more of you."
                                "Well, they're getting it now" I said and blew up another balloon from start to finish. By now we had about a dozen around us and the pleasant scent of latex had become apparent. On the subject of presenting I contemplated how we would appear in our suits, nylons and heels. Hopefully more like models on a hosting assignment than hookers awaiting customers in a classy cathouse. At least the pricetag would appear high.
                                I reached a question I’d had Kim translate before including it in it’s original form and handing her the paper gave the blonde a chance to shine.
                                “I can’t read this.”
                                Kimber peered at the line and voiced it out loud. “Ehr duu vehrkleeyen frohn Svehryeh?”
                                She chuckled. “No, I’m not really from Sweden. Born there, yes, but raised in the state of New York. Though with enough relatives to pick up a word or two.”
                                Or several dozen. Kim selected a blue balloon for herself and a yellow one for me.
                                “But to honor the old country - vee tahr domm hehr, vah?” (Means ‘Let’s do these, eh?’ unless she lied to me later.)
                                I hoped neither would pop and ruin the tribute, but they withstood our pointed blowing and were added to the rest. No way they’d keep together though, the way the loons kept tumbling and bouncing whenever fresh ones joined the pile.
                                I got my notes back and checked them again. "Here's someone wondering how many retakes we do on average."
                                "Oh, that depends", Kimber said. "Usually we breeze through the recordings."
                                "Mmh-hm." I was going to add a substantial but rapid cavalcade of bloopers hitherto reserved for members. As they would inevitably include exploding props it was a good place for the next question.
                                "Do any balloons ever accidentally pop and doesn't that scare you?"
                                "I'm pretty used to the noise", Kim said. "But it happens. Worst part is that means a mandatory retake."
                                A few choice examples would be shown at this point. "You're not scared either, right?" the presenter asked me.
                                "Not anymore", I said. "Only that it'll ruin a setup."
                                "Wanna show them?"
                                She tossed me a fresh balloon and I knew what she meant. I don't know if she picked my least fav color on purpose but it was evident I was supposed to burst it in my face. She took a white specimen for herself and while it wasn't a race we blew them up in tandem. As I saw Kim shooting a challenging glare at the camera as if to ask "Are you?" I did the same, secretly enjoying how much it would be appreciated by some. I didn't look away even when the neck stretched out and put in the strongest puffs I could to finish before my partner - and nearly succeeded. Then the white balloon next to me went BLAM and I pride myself on not flinching. I had to blow twice more to pop mine but it met the same fate and vanished from view.
                                I allowed myself a smug smile as I pointedly straightened my tie and started on another one. Kim stated it was all part of the job and inflated a red loon - properly, this time. We set our filled globes aside and I read on.
                                "Speaking of that, what's your favorite thing so far?"
                                Kimber paused between puffs. "Anytime I get to dance." She looked thoughtful as she finished the balloon and spoke while tying it off. "Apart from that, I liked the dragon. Even if it was a bit exhausting."
                                That would be a good place to show the regular audience a few seconds of her mouth-inflating Blowser, and I moved a later question up a bit as it fit so well.
                                "This one wants to know if you ever 'cheat' and use a pump."
                                "Never", Kim said. "Not even with this." She patted the couch, adding some food for thought.
                                We answered some questions about the Galactic Heroine and whether we had any favorite superheroes. I said 'Wonder Kimber' while the lady herself was undecided.
                                "Ask me again after we've done a few more."
                                The floor was starting to fill up with balloons but we still had plenty more to go. Not too many questions, though. Kim replied she could sort of play the sax for real, "Crystal Mackenzie's teaching me after all."
                                Someone wondered what her connection to the show was and I didn't resist bragging a bit.
                                "Well, for one thing I'm married to her."
                                I let that sink in while inflating a pink balloon without pause. It would have to be enough of an answer - I wasn't about to say she was bankrolling the whole thing or that getting the balloons we were currently dizzying ourselves blowing up had been her idea. I wanted to keep her input at least somewhat discreet.
                                Kim looked up from her yellow loon. "And as I've said, 'Sweet Cheeks' Riley is my wife", so it's a bit of a family affair."
                                And then some. People could wonder whether I was fucking Kimber as well if they wanted - in fact, it would be pretty cool if they did. I'm not in the least ashamed about it. And at that moment, really, really looking forward to our next bout in bed. She was so beautiful in that makeup and attire my head was spinning from more than lack of air.
                                We weren't quite halfway done with the loons when we ran out of questions, so we switched to reminiscing about shoots and talking about specific episodes and incidents. Would be fun but time-consuming to illustrate with actual clips, but the talking was pleasant enough. At times we were outright laughing at memories of mishaps, Kimber's hair dying accident among them. I hardly noticed the balloon pile growing towards the small mountain Kim had envisioned, and eventually we had blown every flaccid pouch into a taut, shiny pear shape. The presenter looked the results over.
                                "Think this will be enough?"
                                "It'll have to. We're all out."
                                "Well, then, back to myself!"
                                "See you!" I waved and blew the camera a kiss, my part done for the moment. Or almost - I still had to help Kim haul the inflated rubber across the room and pile it up behind the desk. It made for an impressive backdrop, once we managed to make it stay in place.

                                Then there was the matter of the actual episode. I'd had zero input, so whatever Kimber was about to say would be as much a surprise to me as the viewers. She touched up her paintjob and adjusted her clothes to near perfection before making herself comfortable in the usual seat. She took out a black, uninflated 'Happy Birthday' balloon and told me to start rolling.
                                As I gave her the go-ahead she brought the loon to her lips and began inflating it with amazing speed and zeal, turning almost fully to the side to not block the view of herself. Her eyes shone with eager anticipation as she focused her full attention on the task and for once it was clear from the start the loon was going to be blown to pop - her attitude in all the previous ones merely implied it, unless outright stated. This time her manners were enough.
                                I saw it would make for a great if shocking opener, showing the presenter forcing a final few breaths into an already dangerously overinflated balloon. It seemed like the latex itself wanted to play along – it expanded to full size, grew a magnificent neck and exploded with amazing fluidity. Kim instantly followed up by turning towards the camera.
                                "Pop!" she exclaimed with an almost inanely happy grin. "Welcome to the first anniversary of 'On the Air'! I'm Kimber, and I can't believe I've been doing this for a whole year! Thank you so much for watching."
                                She flicked a stray shard of latex off the desk and went on to talk about how she really hadn’t counted on the show turning out the way it did, just figuring she’d do some light entertainment coverage.
                                “But then my amazing script lady started delivering ideas that were just too fun not to do, and I suggested a whole lot in turn. And before I knew it I was on the train to trivia central! I’ve learned so much over this time – hope you have too!”
                                I sure had. In some cases more than I wanted to.
                                “Judging from the messages I’ve been sent there are still things you wanna know. So I thought we’d do something a bit different this time. Over to me!”
                                She made a gesture to the side indicated this would be were what we’d already shot would go. Then she told me she was going to finish right away, so I left the camera rolling.
                                “There! Now you’ve heard a bit more about what’s going on behind the scenes and seen where all these came from.” She swept her hand towards the backdrop. “And we have plenty more – check the link below to see how you can get some of your own if you want any. There’s other merch too – can you believe I actually have that? I hardly can myself.”
                                It was pretty mind-boggling, considering how we’d started out. Kimber went on to the final stretch.
                                "Anyway, that was all I had for you today, except a reply to one final question - someone asked me how many ways there are to pop a balloon. Lots, I'd say, but they can be divided in just a few categories. The simplest one is 'sharp objects'."
                                She picked up a pin, tossed a balloon into the air and burst it with an elegant jab.
                                "You can use about anything with a pointy end for that. I'm gonna count nails separately since they’re attached to you."
                                Kim dug her painted fingertips into another loon and exploded it as well.
                                "Then there's squeezing - can be done with different parts of the body but this is easiest."
                                She hugged an orange balloon tight and the air-filled neck stretched out all the way but didn't break, so she gave it another go with more effort and this time it did the trick.
                                "'Sitting' is a special case as it's squeezing but with gravity doing the work."
                                She placed a loon on the desk and demonstrated, only having to bounce slightly once before there was a bang and a small shower of shards.
                                "Stepping is technically a squeeze against the floor, unless you're wearing heels when it's back to sharp objects."
                                She stamped down at the floor and an off-camera noise proved her aim had been true.
                                "Then there's fire" - she took out a lighter and burned a hole in an unsuspecting balloon which split open with enough force to put out the flame - "and chemicals."
                                A drop of oil sent another rubbery orb to balloon heaven and then Kim ventured into forbidden territory. She produced a pump some well-meaning supplier had included with an order. "I've already shown you can blow them up until they burst, but of course you can pump 'em to pop too. Just this once I'm gonna do it - on general principle."
                                She deftly untied a knot, slipped the latex lip over the nozzle and began to work the plastic cylinder in a way that wasn't enough unlike a handjob to pass the PG test. The rubber grew stiff and taut from her actions, expanded far beyond the rated size and erupted with a resounding boom that served as an exclamation mark for the whole segment. Then all that was left was the signoff, but you know the deal by now.

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