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Old 12-01-2019, 09:32 AM
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Default An akward situation
I got my self into a bit of an akward situation the other day. I had to walk ten kilometers nacked.
Luckelly it was night time at the last part of the walk trough my town, but I still had to hide in each time a car drove by so it took a long time to get home without getting caught.
Well, i was not entirely nacked.
I walked with an uninflated used GL1200 balloon that i held around my private parts.
Well i better explain how i ended in this situation.
I started the day diving up to a lokal shop that sells balloons and helium becauce i needed some balloons and helium for a party.
I bought a lot of balloons about 300 and the at first two helium tanks.
As I loaded the last helium tank the lady that owend the the shop med asked if i i needed more helium for the balloons.
Well you can't get too much helium i said so i bought a smaller tank in a box.
As I drove home i got to think.
The two tanks i bought had plenty of helium for the 300 balloons so why did she say that it wasn't enough.
And there was something about the way she looked at me as I paid for the last tank of helium.
Well it was probaly nothing.
Since i had plenty of helium i brought the box with the small helium tank up to my appartement on the second floor.
Since it was in the middle of the summer the appartement was hot.
So i opened both my huge kitchen window and the huge dubble door out to my balcony to get the temperture down a bit.
I took of all my clothe and sat down looking at the helium box.
I simply got too corious, i had to take a closer look at the box.
I opened it and inside there was a small tŠnk, a hose that was about one meter in lengh and some rubber plugs with a plastic pipe in difriend sizes.
Well since i really like floating on a GL1200 balloon it could not hurt to try if one of the GL1200 balloons i have i though.
I got one i i use one time before and found a plug that looked to be the right size. It fitted perfectly in the neck of the GL1200 balloon.
I then connected the hose to the plug and picked up the small helium tank.
It was now i notised that it was difriend from the other helium tanks.
It was bright pink and marked He10000 experimental.
Well it could not hurt to test it i tought.
As helium rushed into the balloon it i stepped over the middle part of it still nacked to keep it from floating off.
As more and more helium rushed into the balloon it started to lift up to my croch, but in a strange way.
The both ends of the balloon inflated more and the part between det my legs not as much.
The balloon began to feel like it was floating on water with me on it..
I could feel the balloon beginning to pull me upward.
That's not good i thought and tried to close valve on the helium tank, but it was stuck.
I was in trouble.
The balloon got more and more boyant.
Suddently i could not reach the floor with my feets any more and I started to float upward.
The helium tank ran out, but at this time i was in trouble.
I could not get off the balloon without getting hurt and the draft pushed me out of the balcony door while i was floating higher up in the air.
As I floated outside the wind caught me and the balloon and we started float off the balcony and up over the roof.
Totaly helpless i floated higher and higher up over my home town totaly nacked on the balloon.
The balloon was just as comfortable to sit on floating in the air as I was floating on water
Since i was totaly helpless and in the mercy of the balloon i began to enjoy it.
This was what i have fantasized about all the times i had been floating on the lake on a GL1200 balloon.
Since the balloon was pulling upward a lot harder than when i was floating on the lake it was really well balanced and I felt really secure on it.
And. There was something about it. I don't know if it was the special helium
It just felt more rubber like between my legs than usual.
I don't know how long i floated in the air on the balloon, but it was beginning to get dark and I could see that the balloon was slowly starting to desend.
I know where i was.
I was just over the lake i used to float on.
The balloon floated just over the tree tops and out over the lake still desending
When i was about tree meters over the water i held on to the helium tank and letted my self tumble sideway into the water.
I just managed to get the hose between my legs so i could almost walk on the water lifted by the balloon to the shore.
As I got to the shore i was near the place where there is some diving boards.
I quickly climbed up the ten meter board latter still with the hose connected to the balloon between my legs.
It made the ten meter climb really easy, almost too easy
Becauce i i had to hold on to the guard rail not to float up in the air again
I managed to pull down the balloon and hold on to it with my arms and legs.
As I got to the edge of the ten meter diving board i shifted my weight forward on the balloon and jumped.
It was amazing
Lying on the balloon it took almost five minutters to desend to the water and the rubber feeling was so intence that i got a huge orgasm.
As the balloon hid the water the plug came loose from the neck of the balloon and the helium rushed out.
Since the balloon was still carrying me, we went forward like you see in a cartoon, it was a good way to end the adventure.
The helium tank landed in the deepest part of the lake so i will not see that again since it will probaly sinke down in the mud on the lake bottom.
I landed in a meter of water tree meters from the shore as the last helium rushed of the balloon.
Well not all of it
I was able to tie the neck of the balloon with a little helium left in it.
I got the balloon between my legs and began to walk home that way still feeling a bit boyant.
It was easyer to walk and run bare footed this way since the wind had died down totaly
Each time i had to cross a street i just bounced over it.
I must say that it was the easyest ten kilometer run i have ever made, and funnyest.
Exept when i had to hide from a car ecasonaly.
But with a stroke of luck i was not seen by anyone
As I got home there was no more helium in the balloon
But what an adventure.
I guess that i have to go to the shop to see if they have any more of that helium
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