I was needing to kill time today after work so I dropped by the local party store to see what balloon selection they had and possibly pick up some new loons to play with and found myself making up a cover story as to why I'm buying the balloons just in case I was asked by the person ringing me up. I've been asked a few times but usually say it's for an office/surprise party or something of the sort, but while I was driving off I wondered to myself if any balloon people have ever straight up told the worker what they were really
buying those loons for.
So I just imagined going up there to check out and the worker asking, "What are you getting all these balloons for?" and just replying with a smile, "sex." Before strutting out like it's nothing
Or maybe the worker asks, "What are you planning on doing with all of these big balloons?" and flat out tell them, "I'm going to bounce on them until they pop."
anyways, just fleeting daydreams, wondered if anybody else has ever thought the same.
I did have one time where I picked up a couple packs of 24" rounds from that same store and the cute woman who rang me up commented, "looks like somebody's gonna have some fun!" to which I thought to myself, "you bet I will!"